Finished Folds (21—40)
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3in pajamas." I wondered how she knew I was wearing pajamas as I hung up. So much for that ploy. They wouldn't be sending paramedics for lunch. It's hard being an urban bear.
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1(on a WALKMAN of all things). The prancing ponce tripped over the 30 lb kettle bell and fell face first into the ellipical. He turned out to be the best dumbell I ever pressed.
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10causing the coin return to refuse to function, rerouting all errant change to Beijing, where a man in a black suit and dark glasses collected the ill-gotten vending change and took
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3Their eyes met, realization of mutual disaster in their eyes. That was it, love at first sight between man and orca. The boat disintegrated under the orca's weight. Love hurts.
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3man, which he didn't seem to appreciate. "Do you mind? This suit is expensive," he sniffed. I quickly let go, smoothing his sleeve. "Sorry," I muttered, and the bus lurched again.
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2"Who are you people?" Janice cried, trying to fight her captors as they muscled her into the car. Her hands were tied behind her back and her shoulders hurt like hell. The men
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2from the nearest streetlight. As he was tossing the rope over the pole, he was hit by a bus and splattered all over the road. He would have smiled if his lips weres till attached.
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5toss them in the popcorn popper. If only his parents hadn't named him Orville and forced him to wear bow ties, he might have turned out sane. But them's the breaks. Toe lopping was
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5He flipped them all off, those starers, and stomped into the Kinko's. Inside, he dropped his 128 page manifesto on the counter and ordered 16 copies. The copy jockey looked at him
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3job to hike across the country with my dead girlfriend's ashes in my pack, scattering a few here and there. She wanted to travel in life but never could, so I figured this was
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3Metamorphosis", but later he tossed it in the trash. That bum, K. (you might know him as Kafka) found it while digging through the trash looking for a crust of bread.
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4IHOP, then we'll hit the Waffle House. Maybe later, the Denny's." She didn't know what these grafitti artists had against places that served breakfast all day. The paint can in her
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0the upstart down, but he turned and looked at her with big Cerberus eyes and her stony snake-bit heart melted. Medusa scooped the fellow into her arms and hugged him and squeezed h
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0his lips. Now he had to go disinfect them. He hated gargling the hydrogen peroxide, but there was no way he could properly conduct a sermon with hose-germs on his lips. Once he'd
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3Fusbuster had taken her out on Friday night and given her a ginormous hickey. So Fat naturally felt pressured to perform just as well on Saturday night. He slicked back his hair
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2Well, it was too late now. The rotund man was about to be the cause of the destruction of earth, all because the aliens thought Richard Simmons was our leader. "Thanks, Porky," Joe
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3"What is going on here?" her mother said as she entered the room. "What are my popsicle sticks doing in your eyes? And WHAT are you doing with my syringe? Get that out of your neck
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3and attempted to remove the potato. But his hand got stuck in the jar of dirt with potato and he couldn't get it out. "So, this is the day we FINALLY caught Jack Sparrow!" shouted
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4the necromancer gets drunk and thinks he's a fictional character. Jeremiah would prefer that the necromancer stick to necromancing. Preferrably raising mice from the dead. As a cat
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3to type your letter. Letter! Letter! Letter! Na na na na nananana..." Jerry covered his ears but since he was reading the words that didn't really help. So he covered his eyes and