Finished Folds (61—80)
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4all the chess pieces are naked." "Aren't chess pieces usually naked?" "Well yes, but these are LIVE chess pieces! Arranged on a giant chessboard for our amusement." I wanted to ask
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6blinked at her stupidly. "You mean you don't know either?" She cried. "We're both amnesiacs!" I said, thrusting a wilted bouquet of poppies at her. "We were made for each other!"
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2u smell so delightful!" The Mole People gasped. Evidently remarking on the Mole Queen's aroma was a huge taboo. But instead of lopping off Mike's stupid head, she laughed.
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5not even aware he are human. Fortunately another personality emerged and Adam was once again the dashing, handsome hero everyone preferred. "Thank goodness you've changed," his
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1rose and told the world that Wozniak was the true genius behind Apple. Little Red Delicious decided it was time to move to a better aisle, and decided to try the frozen foods.
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3No one wanted to lose bubble wrap privileges. After all, there was so little in life to love and the bubble wrap scrounged from the dumpster behind the carpet factory was about it.
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3inspired by the chimps he'd seen in the Zoo: he'd throw his own feces at the firing squad and make a break for it. If only he could see through the blindfold to aim properly...
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6The Producer's assistant nodded, jotting it all down in a tear-stained notebook. "Got it, Chief," she said as she wrote "Dino rom-com needs innuendos, and interspecies romance"
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5I nodded, hoping I wasn't agreeing to donate a kidney or something, and tried to hurry past the man. "Tellement grossier. Vous devez être l'un des nazis ." The only word I understo
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0"Ohhhh yeahhhh," Frank thought as he winked his one eye (which made them think he was blinking) and wiggled his eyebrows. The blondes all rushed toward him... and then right past
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2"Have at thee, knave!" Cristiano shouted, lunghing for Donatello, who was armed only with a rose. Donatello sidestepped the blow and tickled Cristiano under the chin.
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4give me some demerol or something... anything to keep me from coating whatever I fly over in my last meal." The doctor nodded, looking distracted, and I realized he reminded me of
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3were worth a fortune, after all. I left the tip tucked into the barber's apron (which was now sort of floating in the goo that was formerly the barber) and made my Big Entrance.
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2"Sorry's not gonna cut it this time, cupcake," he sneered. "You've missed my piano recital for the last time." Suddenly a piano dropped from above (missing her by inches) and he
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3BOOM! The end of the trick cigar exploded, showering Dimitri with confetti and fried rice. "Sorry, I thought it was a Havana Cigar," he remarked casually.
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3In frustration, you let off a violently noxious cloud of gas. The nurse looks at you, appalled. "Can you please not do that?" As if being completely paralyzed wasn't bad enough.
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2people were a bit leery about walking the streets when they were likely to be stomped on by a giant reptile at any moment. Louis XII and Copernicus' Grandma, Lillernicus, decided
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3always had the best fish. "You always have the best fish, Henry," I said. "I know," Henry replied. "It's a gift. No, literally. My friend in Montana sent it to me." I was stunned.
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4"The worst part about getting old," she said, "is forgetting things. Who are you again?" She smiled passively. "I'm James, Gran. Your grandson." He was always so patient with her.
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5walked along. "I feel like I've done this before," she told Arnold. The fish looked up at her. "You have. You're stuck in a time loop! To get out, you have to swallow me whole!"