Finished Folds (41—60)
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1was stripped to the bone. Digit sighed and wiped his mouth on the corpse's former shirt. He stood and looked around, wondering if anyone had seen him. Being a self-aware zombie was
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3Doctor Jones." "My name's not Doctor Jones," I protested, but the monkey crammed a banana in my mouth so all that came out was "My name's mmmm...mmmmmfffmmmf". Shirley laughed and
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2That would be me, the cat. So in this dream I was chasing a mouse. The mouse turned the corner and ran right into a big tub of potato salad. I hate potato salad. What a waste of a
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4"That was great, doll, but we're looking for someone a bit more attractive. No offense." I smiled and grabbed his cigarette, plunging it into his left eye. "None taken."
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2"Not again. Can't he leave well enough alone?" sighed his wife, who was getting sick of Major 您好 gallavanting around the galaxy with his galactic floozies. "Call my lawyer!" She
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5my left rear tire roll down the street and take out someone's mailbox. Quickly I turned and walked in the opposite direction, pretending to know nothing of the blazing vehicle and
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5bounciness. The gogo dancers would really be gogoing! There was a faint layer of smoke in the air and I briefly wondered at the violation of anti-smoking laws, but I realized I
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2rudely. "See anything green?" she snarked at him. The little kid on the tricycle pointed at her and chirped, "Your lipstick is green!" triumphantly, as if he might win a prize.
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4they decided to go out for a hot coffee and accidentally locked themselves out of the office without their coats. The jig was up. Surely his wife would find out now.
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2ke enveloped everything. Now the onlookers were doubled over, hacking up a lung, their eyes watering. When the smoke finally cleared both Dog Knight and Unicorn Dragon lay there
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3"What? Don't be silly," Alice replied, giving Rick an incredulous look. "This is just some kool-aid." She shook the packet, preparing to tear it open and dump it into a pitcher of
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3from my cheeks. And were my two front teeth elongating? By the power of Crom, I was becoming a chinchilla! This was my punishment for years of chinchilla-eating. I regretted
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2and told everyone so. "You can't be truly zen if you brag about how zen you are," Guru Jake said. "That's just not zen, man." "I think you stink Jake/I won't listen to your words/
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7"So what? This will be a re-imagining. People eat that up these days. Now shut it and get me a roast chicken." His assistant sighed. "Yes, Mr. Welles. Served on a sled?" "Don't be
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13plants. But they can't help turning their faces to the sun sometimes. And that's when James would get them. All of them. Every last Sunflower. BLAM! Right through their seedy heads
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5her. She was freaking out again and there was nothing he could do. "I've got it! Mr. President, the voices in the flames are speaking ancient martian. They warn of an impending
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2weapons. I glanced to my side to find the Elf's bowstring had broken (again) and frowned. Fortunately he had a spare bow in his bag of holding and he whipped it out in time to
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2er, that Reverent Green was a bit too traditional for this year's Pride Parade. "Reverend, are you sure you're all right with this?" Yellow inquired. "Altar boys," was all he said.
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2therein lay a cricket. The cricket began to chirp the guitar solo from Bohemian Rhapsody. The levitating Buddhist seemed pleased but still furious. "Take that, you
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4dance. Not any ordinary dance, but the dance of the seven veils. The smoking man laughed, watching as I writhed and flung veils hither and yon. Then I tripped and fell off the side