Finished Folds (1—13)
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6not english man. Speak so that regular-ay people-ay can-ay understand-ay!" Yeah I cracked his word code. Guess I showed him who the mayor of not-dumb-town-ville really is!
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4then realized that since kerosene has low volatility and a relatively high flash point it should not have exploded. Something sinister was afoot! It was time to call the manatee.
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4cries for help as they realized his bladder had catalyzed the nitrous oxide into a toxin that (dare I say it!?) turned the helpless victim into a bespectacled hipster!! Oh woe
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6"This slop of a rhyme must stop," chimed in the mime. "Indeed, this is my creed. We must proceed to succeed in speed. This is my creed." The goose agreed. The moose peed mead. Oh
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4Moral of the story: Losers stink and religion seems to keep up with them.
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4shopping at the JCPenny next door instead. I had heard rumors that the clerks there caved to belligerent bartering much more easily. All I wanted was
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3dropping the soap. His friend, Bubba, said he could offer me protection but the price was too great. I'm saving myself for someone a little less hairy and a little more female.
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7s. The Molotov brothers ran from the bar screaming for release from this inhuman torture. "Well that was easier than I thought. I think we found Islander fans' greatest weakness:
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6I heard another knock at the door. "Who is it?" I asked exasperatedly. "YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!" replied my grandma. "Third time today," I muttered as I opened the door only to find
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82in1 light saber/macaroni maker. I could see the officer piecing the clues together. The argon tank in the glove compartment and the hooker's arm could only lead to one conclusion:
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6aloft. I couldn't help but notice how burned it was. "You could sell that" I said. He ignored me and threw it overboard to the starving dolphins to fulfill his wife's last request.
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5His nose is so full of cocaine he can't breath fire anymore. I was fresh out of tourniquets so I used the sash stolen from the Dalai Lama the year before. "Maybe I can use this to
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4a bar of soap I promised my mother of I would use only in the most dire need. I trudged down the street in a daze when someone said, "Stu, do klu klux klan members do crosswords?"