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The bunch of bananas winced collectively after being dropped unceremoniously in the middle of the pineapple bin. It wasn't easy being green. -
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the minotaur blinked nonchalantly as it left a pile of scat in the corner. The Gurlygog whimpered, looking up pleadingly hoping for some scratches to its ears. The minotaur died. -
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escape key to exit. -
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The clock struck midnight like oh so many tried and true fiction books. The protagonist pondered while the antagonist schemed. And then something happened leaving the reader hooked -
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The news called it "Death from Above", the tabloids called it "we told you so!", and the fear-mongers called it "we're already dead so let's go crazy and kill each other." -
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was standing on the front porch when I opened the door. My cat hording came to an apex when the main pile of cats fell forward onto him, spilling outside like curdled milk. -
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now brown cow?" they taunted mercilessly. Jed's ego was crushed. The yipping taunt brought back terrible childhood memories of Jed's life on the family farm and his 3 legged mom. -
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nor the freshest. I really hoped he would have bathed before work but alas, he didn't. I couldn't blame him though. My life was full of excrement ready to be put into print. -
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It had to mean something. Something cosmic, something wonderful. What being could be trying to reach out to me? An alien? An angel? I was at an existential crossroads with no sign -
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Am That I Am won't like this at all I suspect." The Holy Spirit nodded silently. Joseph muttered something under his breath. Mary asked, "how would you know? Maybe He wants a fight -
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honeypot as if it were the last honey on earth. Tigger growled at the party pooper before passing out on the floor next to the fireplace. Piglet and his date started making out -
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engineers ran on time just to spite its passengers looking for an excuse to give their employers who were mostly mutant Italians and Frenchians. Funny how the world works. -
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final plunge into the briny deep. Naked. Sans scuba gear. Letting nature take its course. By course I mean 3 course meal and Kira was the main dish. Chumming the water -
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of my time bragging about my strong sperm in an effort to hide the fact that I'm a buxom female named Dave. At least now I know the breeding science experiment succeeded.