Finished Folds (41—60)
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1I'm sure we'll be meeting again real soon. Now... to deal with this crowd of Christian fanatics..." In his mind he began to list off all the weapons currently in his bag. Which one
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4Why should I have to deal with a never-ending stream of riddles being thrown at me? If I was indeed superior to the others, I had nothing to gain by residing in this 'afterlife'.
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5eyes as she stared at me seductively. That was the first sign that something was wrong, but the only thing I could think about was how irritating it must feel to have fuzzy eyes.
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4The beach... the place where the land meets the sea, and the place where I take my morning walks. That is where 'they' first appeared.
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3friend Shale, we packed up our trinkets and opened the fridge, stepping through into a new world. It was unlike anything I had ever seen before, the first catching my eye being
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0hurled them towards us. "If you want to know what true pleasure feels like, then drive these! Drive these for an hour and tell me how you feel!" Leaving us with the Mario Karts,
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3plot would not be allowed to commence until the sun was at least a shade of lime green. They were convinced it would take on this shade of color during its downtime at night. Agent
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5, believing that he could sell the bread a lot quicker if his consumers thought he was a woman. However, when he began getting love letters from some of his male customers, he knew
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1Wizard shoved Benny into a nearby wall to clear the path to the pinball machine. Upon reaching it, he began to massage its sides, licking the glass as if all of this was some sort
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3"You know, I thought the first sign of the apocalypse would be more... dramatic. Didn't you?" I asked my friend as we and a group of others watched ice cream cones rain down upon
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0"Butterfly in the sky? Ha, I can get twice as high." I thought to myself as I reached into my Bag-O-Drugs, randomly pulling out
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7Today, the day I thought would be the best day of my life, would turn out to be humanity's worst day in history.
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2and felt several of his ribs snap. The shock overpowered his reaction to scream in pain, but he found the strength to rip open Dora's backpack. Just band-aids? The pain began to
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3noticed me awaken, and quickly gave me another shot of that sweet substance. I began to feel myself drift off again, to a land of rainbow ferrets. I was at peace.
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4Every day, at least 100 mothers are killed in unfortunate skiing accidents.
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3deceiving? I mean, really? They always had a ton of photos in them of teens solving math problems and smiling while doing them, as if they were having fun. I was naive to think
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3"We're turning your bedroom back into the computer room." father told me. My toothy grin vanished almost instantly.
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2The green glow faded, and my vision returned to the world. I was standing among a vast grassy field, nothing else in sight except... someone walking towards me in the distance.
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1"Hello all! I'm KJ Nutt, hole expert. Did you know? Holes can be used to stand in! And, they can actually make you appear a bit shorter or 'smaller'.
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6-kes. I'm almost certain that they're actually used as some sort of government tracking device, or perhaps contain mind-controlling chemicals. Perhaps cake frosting is actually