Finished Folds (21—40)
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6I come from a distant corner of the universe, having traveled many cycles of time in order to find you. And now that we are finally face to face, I would like to share with you a
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3"Honey, has it ever occurred to you that we may all just be puppets living at the mercy of some 10 year old? Its the like Matrix of the Pokemon world!" ... ... "No."
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1The end of the world was approaching us so quickly, I could almost hear the screams of agony growing closer each day. It was only just recently that I discovered the screams were
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4was nothing more than an empty cafe full of shriveled fruits. The Jambas may have come first, but that doesn't give them the right to crush all other juicy civilizations. Janet was
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3ently constructed airships control core, and the world was his to explore. Not just the world, mind you. The entire galaxy was his to seek out. Unfortunately for him, he also had
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4her nipple coverings and a fake leaf she used to cover up her genitalia. The men stared for a moment, but then noticed the torn dress lying at her feet. "Damn stray wires." Kate
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4"Mom, I'm a perfectly capable teen! Stop treating me like some animal!" She screamed at me in response. I sighed. Every since she turned 16, Maggie would find every opportunity to
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8You have been given the task of bringing forth the apocalypse, and it can be done in 10 easy steps. Step 1 of 10 - Hack your local governments communications network.
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4blades began wobbling around the test subject, his heart pounding. He wanted to run, but was afraid it would accelerate the magnetic process. The knives began to move closer
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3"Wait, are you telling me this carpet is the same carpet that a bunch of guys... ugh, nevermind! I don't want to buy this house anymore." I stomped across the crusted shag carpet,
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5The feline then went on to tell me how eHarmony was a discriminatory site and he didn't meet the requirements to apply. That's when it hit me. I should make a dating site for cats!
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9#2 - Life after Death. Do cigarettes exist in the afterlife? What a silly thing to wonder. Problems don't exist in the afterlife, so why would one need cigarettes there? Unless
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6That was the last straw. He was tired of being ignored by everyone, and it was going to end here and now. Right in the middle of the large crowd, he unzipped his pants and
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3I was sitting on a small chair in an empty white room, an abnormally tall man with only a mouth on his face standing before me. "Do you know why you are here?" he asked me.
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1, I pulled my mind out of the magic LCD screen and turned to the monitor of my Windows desktop. "That's enough 'MacWorld' for now." I said. "Lets see what WindowsLand is like."
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2"I don't want to be here. Take me somewhere better." Jo chanted in her mind. The classrooms aura was tearing at her soul, and she could feel her teachers breathing against her
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4Then she realized that she had finished going through the archive of humanity, and made her decision - This species was unworthy of enlightenment. She would eradicate them.
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4tried her hardest to remember the origins of the situation she was currently in. Where did it start? Who was involved? Why is it happening? Where will it end? Rita pondered these
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5One such child, however, was not convinced with this sudden crushing of dreams. Fitzwilliam was determined to influence his teacher and classmates that he was superior to them, and
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4evidence for my claim, so I quickly pulled up a picture of some old wrinkled testicles on my phone and showed it to them. Surprisingly, they bought it. "Bring that woman here!"