Finished Folds (81—100)
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5I was then struck with a coughing fit, falling to my knees as the tall, faceless man continued to stand just a few feet away from me. A high-pitched screech rang in my ears, and
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1Then out of nowhere, The Waffle Crisp Ladies intervened, one of them giving a swift kick to The Jolly Green Giant's groin. The mascot shattered into a mass of various vegetables.
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5"Whoa, hold up, hold up! What the hell kind of story is this? Onions? Bunions? Funyuns? I told the class to use rhymes, but this is just silly!" Mr. Hasadiga rolled his eyes.
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2I, however, had no interest in conforming to this ridiculous form of education. I instead attempted to finish a 'Connect the Dots' page that had been passed out earlier.
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3"Excuuuuuuse me, princess! I know what the hell I'm doing!" Darwin shut his mouth as I scanned the page I had opened the book up to. It described in detail the process of
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0the Tam-PON (TM) designer clothing off of her body. Barbie tried to scream, but remembered that she was a doll and could not. The dinosaur toy, on the other hand, was an anomaly.
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2ouchebag?" Completely ignoring the insult, the sportstars eyes literally popped out of their sockets. He stood up and pointed at the cartoon rabbit. "I KNEW YOU WERE REAL!! I KNEW
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1whispered into the creatures ear "I have found our salvation. Follow me, and I shall show you the way." He removed the leash, and the two left this world to its inevitable fate.
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3"Shatter the windows!! Shatter the goddamn windows!!" A swarm of wet palms smacked themselves against the door of my van as I
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1wide smile on my face. "Megan, ever since I first laid eyes on you, I knew I had to have you." Her eyes widened, and she tried to move. "Don't bother. the rope is far too thick."
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5orbiting the massive structure. I was in awe, and found myself stepping through the arched entrance. Light enveloped my vision. I had ascended to the next life... as a dentist.
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4A doll? What a common gift to give to someone. I noticed the amethyst necklace it was wearing; my favorite color! I removed it from the dolls neck, a mistake I would soon regret.
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2and hoped to eventually unite with them. Prejudice based on color was such a primitive concept, and the orange skinned clan thought their species higher than that.
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4For now, he only had the pleasure of feasting on Apple Jacks. As he sucked on his spoon, milk dribbling from the sides of his mouth, the phone began to ring. Randy picked it up
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2I thought I had learned my lesson last time I had attempted such a task. All preschool teaching had done for me was generate my hatred and bloodlust for minors. I sat the children
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1held out his hand. The demon began to morph into a white liquid, flowing into the strangers open palm. A quick flash blinded us for a second, and the demon was no more. The man
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3"Want to get rich off of pointless internet memes and overused jokes? Come on over to 'awesomesite.com' and promote yourself off of others ideas today!"
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6Ever since I was a young sapling, I had tried to expand my speech vocabulary. However, no matter how hard I tried to utter any word besides 'okay', there was never anything but
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2eaded over to the stone fountain. She hesitated for a second, unsure of her actions for a moment, and then dunked her entire head beneath the surface. It was then that her
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3you'd be demoted to the lowest rank with the rest of the noobs, who would constantly geek out about how cool working in this godforsaken shit hole was. He only wished he could've