Finished Folds (41—60)
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5a tiny priest entered, dressed in darkest black and carrying a cricket bat and a tray of cucumber sandwiches. At 2ft tall, he really was too small to
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3the city mourns. Each Russian doll is believed to represent the soul of an ancestor and if damaged the ancestor will suffer their death over and over until
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4the little white handkerchiefs and the bells. How he whooped when he hopped on one leg and then the other, arms aloft. He almost managed to forget
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2grabbed my Les Paul and tore down the street. With this baby, my phenomenal talent and a rousing chorus of Dancing Queen, what could go wrong?
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2enough to return to the macrame class with his head held high. Some things you can think but never say, such as
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2worse at the Sunset Retirement Home for the Incontinent. But that was another story altogether.
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0I walk into the technicolor sunset, clutching his photo to my breast and weeping.
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3him to die an excrutiating death, while not spoiling his enjoyment of his dinner. But then our hero was always known for his considerate nature.
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5those of vulnerable developing nations. Now that world government is a reality, one person one vote across the world, let's see how many votes you get.
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2names. Tripp's cousins, Falll, Slipp, Slidde and Colappse were always being teased at school, but Grandpa Crashh thought it would be character-building
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3her into a large pumpkin with four white mice as footmen.'What the ...?' she thought. Why would I want to sit in a large smelly vegetable surrounded by rodents? Then she remembered
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4well not since he had that dodgy curry back in '84. But he kept on dancing. Some days he even wore his blue sparkly unisex one piece with the bell bottoms. Had to let it out at
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1what was better still was Aunty Maureen's anchovy tea party. Everyone came as an anchovy and we laughed till we stopped. Nobody laughs in Pigtown today though
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3noise as possible. Shhh! I crept past the old church with the creaking door, past the haunted Museum of Fun (no laughing matter) and on to the dilapidated cottage on Windy Hill.
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1use in my salon. As ghastly as it sounds, pureed pets turned out to be the next hot hair product around town. Whether it was a poodle perm, a shaggy perm or the boxer look,
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3Kevin the canner! Kevin who for years had been the joke of the village with his wooden knee and his cardboard eye. But nobody could can like Kevin could can. So
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2Oil of Rhinoceros. Same thing you say, and I'd agree. Nevertheless, not only did they die happy they died wrinkle free.
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1He hadn't sung the Croatian national anthem for ... well he'd never sung it actually... never heard it before, come to think about it. But out it burst from him, and people
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4to a donkey sanctuary south of Reading where he'd once been as a child. The memory had haunted him ever since. How dare they make donkeys wear hats with
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3their escape from Broughton High Security Wing. And now the table cloth was damaged beyond repair. If they made it back to the house, imagine their disappointment. Instead she'd