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for the next thirty years. So Norm had to go off without that 'fine dancing' degree that the university had claimed was accredited. He ended up getting hired by a company that -
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Those damn Yankees, with their Yankee Candles and Yankee Ingenuity, and Yankee Doodles. They must've come for our radishes! I ran fast as I could, but those darn stankee Yankees
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Well, you know me - I always enjoy a spot of tea, so I decided to sit down with them. The beady-eyed group seemed pleased by my company. That is, until I accidentally spilled
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The girl, Jane, is holding a suitcase. The boy, Bobby, walks out onto a nearby bridge over the Maumee. "Oh Bobby, please don't do this!" Jane gasps. Bobby throws a sad look at her.
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But then suddenly, there a spirit was infront of us. It could see us! I rubbed chalk on my forehead & stepped sideways. "I can still see you- chalk doesnt make you invisible."
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, watching pirates hoist the sails. They were approaching them! Ona waved. "Ahoy there laddies!" The pirates shouted, "What have ye got there?" "Cannabis," Camphalulu said.
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"W-what kind of creature are you?" She laughed at this question, her wounds oozing with blood, and yet she kept walking over to me. I had to run! I hopped through a window, but she
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Much like Mary Poppins, I attempted to change all of the clocks backwards so that the entire town would essentially go back in time. But I ended up needing to sneak into everyone's
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having aching joints for the rest of eternity. Mr Scuzzy would have to stock up hundreds of epsom salts to keep his joints from aching. But storing up infinite epsom salts would be
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So I went and bought my favorite flavor of toothpaste (grape smoothie - it's makes a great dinner), but once I got back the pulsating floorboards had exploded and revealed a
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"Well," I said, "Since the groom's model is standing up and the bride has fallen over, it must mean that you will die and I will live." My bride cried: "No Barry! This can't be!"
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l phone connection. I was lost in this ancient cannibal temple, with no understanding of how to get out. That was when a door slid open, and a bunch of cannibal tribe members came
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So the next day, Slim went to see Dr. Pooh. But this "Pooh" fellow only made things worse. Slim was now starting to be addicted to Honey! All of a sudden,he had to have more honey!
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squawking at her, saying "SQUA SQUEE," (which means "Encore" in Geese), but the signer misunderstood & thought they wanted food. So she stopped singing, which made the geese angry
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Local police saw the giant human being stomping around the town and sent trucks chasing it. The polices pistol fire was no match for the giant kids thick skin. They sent choppers
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Just as I thought this, a policeman barged into my house and demanded search and seizure. Trump's new law allowed him to enter. And he took all my razors. So much for shaving now.
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would stop making such a horrid humming noise. What melody even was that? It sounded evil. But Anna didn't notice my look of disgust, so I had to voice my annoyance to her.
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Well the rain sure smelled like pee, because it turns out it was acid rain. I was already becoming incredibly brain damaged. I fell asleep in the intoxicating rain. When I awoke,
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bubble wrap. But I ended up becoming too assimilated. Within a week Tsuzi Tlotes's and I had conceived a baby. The Yanomamo tribe had a tradition to kill the mother of every single
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" My auntie didn't get the joke about dung, but my comment about vomiting up her food made her angry. She began shouting and throwing the horrible stuff at me. I ran away, but she