Finished Folds (41—60)
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6s and polar bear teeth. And just as the penguins were about to stab me with their steely knives, I let out a long, loud scream. I didn't want to be eaten by penguins! Not today!
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6agers to stop stealing Santa's Mall Candy. The candies also had tiny biodegradable cameras inside of them, which Santa used to spy on the children and see what they've been eating.
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6the production of this play for five hundred years -yes, that's how long I've worked- so I hope that people enjoy it. After all, a play with just one sentence is a pretty big deal.
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2China, I left and never returned. I had even lied about getting them sandwiches - those two kids that they had were too horrible for me to stay there. In China I started my own
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10a ballet dancer, but her inspiration and lover died before they could get married. So Melita fell into a depression, turned emo, and became a prostitute. She died when she
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3Billy kept hopping for miles. Those humans never caught up with him. He decided to take a break to eat some flies, but a large bird came down from above, trying to eat him!
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3loud with conversation.No one ever gave any prayer, and God never heard the distress that the people were in. They were left to suffer alone, in the utter darkness of hell forever.
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3imidly, as she felt nervous with another bird in her house. Then suddenly the hawk laughed, and he started pecking at her eggs! She pecked back at the hawk, and a brawl broke out.
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6I laughed, "I'm just joking! I'm not a carnivore!" He was confused, but nervously laughed. He was a nervous raccoon, & he didn't have much experience with talking to girl raccoons.
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2Then, a choir of peanuts began singing a song of the tune "Joyful Joyful We Adore Thee" - they sang it to peanut butter. The peanut butter, though, was still not impressed.
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4to the height of the moon, grabbed the moon with it's big green stalky vines, and then pulled it down to earth. It was a terrible dream. The beanstalk had taken control of gravity!
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3Mouze, but most animals called him Murphy. So Murph, the little warrior mouse took a stick from the ground & charged out of his mousehole, right towards Big Jim, the evil cat.
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4his gun. The zombie Wanda crept over and kissed him menacingly, turning him into a zombie too. The zombies had won - no one was left alive. The entire world now undead forever.
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3"Yes," the Braxton replied. The interrogation went swimmingly. Literally. By the time he was done, his son had reported him for waterboarding. Government officers marched in and
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1Sirens went off in the entrance room. Lights on the wall, flashed brightly. People stood up and ran to and fro, with panic, but also with agility - preparing for action.
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5I was only four years old, but I remember it like it was yesterday. ...The warm buns smushing against clean, crisp tomatoes. It was my very first sandwich. It tasted horrible.
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4at the 102nd head. It succeeded - the potion worked its way down the dragon's neck, targeting and destroying its heart. Now all he had to do was find the lost sword of Arthur.
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5The bartender grabbed for a glass when all of the sudden, a large man shoved the saloon doors open. The entire saloon went silent. Drunk old me shouted "Come on over and sit down!"
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2horrible trial. As the sea monkeys splashed into the water, the fish in the aquarium all swam near to feed. One monkey tried to attack, but the fish were stronger.
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3research on the people of Earth. The naked violinist did not fear the ghosts of the Fluxus. But she hid behind the TV screen to hide her nakedness and her shame. She only feared