Finished Folds (101—120)
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5. But Charlie the wizard knew that he had to talk to the grass before he cut it. So, he walked up to the grass blades and demanded that they stop singing & wrestling each other.
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3ring. He ended up standing in the playground the rest of the day. After school, I checked on him. He seemed to be in a sort of trance. "Jimmy?" I asked,"Still staring at a booger?"
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2itting would make him a lot of money in the afterlife. The soul looked forward to baby sitting in the afterlife. The soul was ready to escape the first life and enter the next. But
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4I was getting tired, and fell over. She jumped on top of me. At first I thought I was dead. She started sinking her claws deep into the back of my neck. But then she kissed me!
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3and a raccoon was trying to get into the house. Our pet human, though, took the raccoon and fed it, and said something in a human language about how "cute" it was.
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3too much. But of course, I still lvoed her. And she lvoed me. But my wife's coworker Dan also lvoed her, making a lvoe triangle, so I had to kill Dan
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5The police arrived just as Bob was about to throw his axe at Fred, and they shot at Bob. Somehow, they missed, and hit Fred's dog instead. But Fred's dog used his pawx and dodged
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3that talked all about the aliens. But president Donald Trump was weary of the aliens, and built a 3D structure-or a "wall"- around the entire US so that no aliens could land their
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4- I had to suit up and go into the nuclear core. The Power Station's manager told me that I couldn't leave my daughter alone, so I had to take her inside the core with me. And that
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8They were completely brain dead, but somehow they were able to gather at the crossroads and form a giant circle, in which they would summon the Chili God from the depths of
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6Tim is a powerful god. He was born from Jim, the god of Strawberry Jam. Tim has protected me since I was a teeny tiny little babe. He has saved my life multiple times, like when
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6We embraced each other as the audience continued to throw things and boo at us. Finally, one of the audience members threw a tomato at my bald hug-friend and he was splattered with
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7burned to a crisp. Judge Judy Judy Judy would never be able to sell his house now. He'd have to find someone to fix his living room, and that would most likely cost more than
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1Cyndi was so surprised that she stopped sobbing and jumped up. She had never seen a ghost before. Then the ghost said "I can take you anywhere you want." "Really?" Cyndi asked.
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5Absolutely nothing at all - just whiteness. I got up, opened the window, and reached my hand out. The air still felt normal. But there was nothing there. I looked up and down
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6And the Princess and the leprechaun got married, and had hundreds of half-human, half-leprechaun children. And then the Princess died and the leprechaun lived forever. By himself.
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6But at this point, Clover started having amnesia. She wasn't quite sure why she was asking Agnes advice in the first place. And then, all of a sudden, Clover
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6it, and it hit old Billy on the head. Billy became mad at Lillian, saying, "Wait, is this the part of the game where we eat stuff?" The rest of the people in the retirement home
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5Suddenly, the phone rang. The police were on the other line. They said they had my son down at the office. Looks like my lazy Sunday morning just turned into a Mother's nightmare.
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6banga ba-bang da who-dee doo-dee, bring us this day our daily da-doodie, da-haha-da-ma." When she had finished praying, suddenly a ghost came out from the ground, as it always did.