Finished Folds (201—220)
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6(and walnut cake) was also ringing from the abomination of a rockband. "Lets stop; have a picnic?" asked my date (and walnut cake). So I agreed, and we sat together to have a slice
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4furniture apprenticeship. Soon I climbed the sweet ladder of gardening victory, and I considered myself a "bud"ding gardener. My enemies car-rot in hell, I don't have peelings for
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5He was unimpressed, and whacked me around the face with hard taco shells. That made my blood boil, so I exploded in a ball of flame, and took out the taco thug tastefully.
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5to put centuries old dirt on his victims. Det.Manatee stroked his whiskers in thoughtful thought. He pondered which one of the suspects in the grocery store was responsible for the
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3"Gentlemen, and lady, I have assembled you to join my FoldingStory strike team." said Det.Manatee to the group. Dr.Moodle, Souperwoman, Jakob and the torso stared at Det.Manatee.
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3would smell of lilacs. Suddenly the craft started spluttering and smoking and it fell towards the ground. The aliens inside screamed "SMOKING KILLS!" at the spacecraft, but his bad
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3handless. And armless... and legless... and headless. I was pretty much a torso surrounded by bears in Yellowstone. My only hope was that they adopted me and raised me as their own
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5I'll tell you why. They secretly "leak" the info to other FoldingStory users, and the people whose posts I ruin, will find out it was me. Then a mob of angry FS users would come
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5But his praline files contained nuts, and he forgot that he was allergic to them. The Candy Man started swelling up, until his prison cell could no longer hold him. BOOM! The cell
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3teeth, they need to go. But my inner conscience stops me. 'This is who you truly are, don't change who you are!' And with renewed hope, I rob the closest bank, guns ablaze, my
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4Thats what it means to be faeces. You just have to hope that when you are born, you will be celebrated, and not rejected with painful tears. You hope that this dark chasm soon open
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8was Shambalabala and he grew up as a vegetarian Buddhist in a secret temple. One fateful day, the yeti boy fell in his bath tub, and a revelation came to him, "You shall fight cri
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5Grandma bobbed in the air for a while, until a passing meteorologist saw her and started doing some calculations. "Great Scotts!" he exclaimed, "A storm is coming and it's made of
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3eat it. When Shirley came home after a long nights work at the strip club he was shocked to see that his friends the hood rats had died. He shed no tears as he thre them in the bin
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5Their howls intensified, as a great wave washed away their cards, and they looked longingly at them, as they drifted away like when your cash notes start drifting away in the wind.
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4that the bosses weren't paying them enough. The bosses got a whiff of the riots and sent out budcats to destroy the rumour spreading buddogs. It was well known that the two beer
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5They walk around with white pointy hats, and some of them even sacrifice their souls to the devil for unlimited broadband! Jeesh! Kids these days amiright? Luckily, in my youth we
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9List of true but useless facts: Did you know, that Graham Bell wanted people to say "Ahoy-hoy" on the telephone, instead of "Hello"? Did you know, that spiders have 48 knees?
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6Her actions were noticed by the local police force, and they hailed her as a hero. The hipsters wanted revenge, and joined forces with the plastic boxes to end her reign of tyranny
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1It's an OIL water balloon!" I cried. But Hepzibah looked confused and pointed to a barrel of oil water balloons. "Them too?" he asked. I nodded enthusiastically and threw a water