Finished Folds (221—240)
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4that the bosses weren't paying them enough. The bosses got a whiff of the riots and sent out budcats to destroy the rumour spreading buddogs. It was well known that the two beer
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5They walk around with white pointy hats, and some of them even sacrifice their souls to the devil for unlimited broadband! Jeesh! Kids these days amiright? Luckily, in my youth we
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9List of true but useless facts: Did you know, that Graham Bell wanted people to say "Ahoy-hoy" on the telephone, instead of "Hello"? Did you know, that spiders have 48 knees?
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6Her actions were noticed by the local police force, and they hailed her as a hero. The hipsters wanted revenge, and joined forces with the plastic boxes to end her reign of tyranny
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1It's an OIL water balloon!" I cried. But Hepzibah looked confused and pointed to a barrel of oil water balloons. "Them too?" he asked. I nodded enthusiastically and threw a water
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8chairs, with their red bums. "This carrot cake better be worth it." said Meg and Chloe in unison. This scared him silly, but he was terrified when they started levitating, their ey
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5nt to the supermarket every so often, to buy Barbie dolls for a little bit of peace and quiet. But little did I know, that my daughters were sacrificing the dolls in a barbaric
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5esses. He was a sly dog, that Cecil, and his novella was just an excuse- no a bait- to lure all the sealionesses into his tank. The other sealions were jealous but could do nothing
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4fireplace. Louella balled her hands into fists. 'NO!' she thought. If I can't become a henchperson, I'll have to become the B0$$. She wasn't even sure how she pronounced the word,
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7boomed in Bombo's ears, and he realised he had his headphones plugged into a motorway. Unfortunately, Bombo's tree arms and tree fingers were no use, so he had to keep listening to
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4to squat. It was on top of a tall building, and Tralala's coworkers welcomed their new gargoyle rookie, on the first day of Tralala's job.
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2"I'm a goofy face!" to "I lick poo poo!" scribbled all over the victim's face. It was a murder alright... A murder of dignity. Our only clue to solving this case was a sharpie and
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6He had worked hard on this town. He smoked a cigar and opened a beer. Don Squirtle was the most lavish Boss of the mafia and the other squirtles knew it,as they stuffed acorns into
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4slapped him silly. To my great shock, my hand simply fazed through Elvis' apparition. He looked unhappy as he sang "I'm Leavin'" in a ghostly tone. Alcohol practically oozed off of
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5This prejudice and hatred towards knives, would later lead the knives to become the vigilante group known as "Sharpies". They battled vegetables and fruits, and sometimes cakes.
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2at 1 metre per hour, which was top speed for George's age. 'Oh darn!' George thought as he lost his footing and tumbled down the foggy valley, like clothes in a dry cleaner's.
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3the folding society threw lines of sad music on to Brion's Viking ship. Then they doused the wooden vessel in oil, and set it alight, like his ancient Nordic tradition demanded.
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3I mean fake sodium. In fact, the casserole was so reminiscent of food rationing during WW2, that air sirens started going off, and the old Churchill speeches were broadcasted on TV
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3having a sip of tea and waving the royal wave. He adjusted his monocle and asked Uncle Kong if his crumpets were up to apely standards.
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2"Umm...Hi!" he said to the floating purple heads. A particularly huge head floated in front of him. "Greetings strange humanoid. I am PurplePalm, the leader of the floating heads."