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i'll be able to return that to Amazon within the 30 day window. But you open the package and wear your $ bling neckless and look at your skimpy secretary and smile. "Hey, get me my -
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Staring at the screen you realize that there must be some kind of FoldingStory conspiracy going on. How does story stay relevent and funny? Then that red head FBI agent walks into
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of the cylinder was not unlike the very Pringles you ate this morning. You plop the beef flavored chewing gum in your mouth and light your torch, you walk ominously into the deep
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The rumor has it that if you collect alot of seashells, something good is bound to happen! I knew that this good thing was a nice L-2 Sword. After waking the Wind Fish I preceded
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64! I loved that game, and it was so awesome. I'd play for hours in front of my TV racing only 2 inches away from the screen.
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, but Deanna never liked my cheek, or my beard. Some days, I just wonder when she stares at the bald head of our captain, reading his thoughts. Who knows? I pulled my trombone back
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Hello, I heard you like folding stories, so I put a
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so I said "Man! Wat da frow are ya doin man? Yo gotta wear ya pants down to ya knees if ya wanna be a looser.". But that uptight rich preppie couldn't see past his own belt buckle,
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Did he know about the warning label on the bottom of the glass? Did it not read that hot water causes burns? The Killer Laurel took out a gun aimed it at Hardy, and grinned. Gulp!
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Today, I learned that my friend has been secretly a vi user his entire life. Myself being an emacs fanatic to the point of my wife leaving me with my kids, jobless, and homeless.
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I dusted off my Wii, content to play it. I pulled out the only game I owned, unplayed for years, the game was Super Mario Galaxy. I remember all the times that I would
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expired, taking away my 4 minutes of awesome story endings. I had just wrote the solution to long work hours in my own device. As someone steals my last lines, I go home.
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Hot Dog Eating Contest. Sure if I won, I would gain 7,213 XP but if I lose, I would lose double that! I just hope the Wizard likes grain fed Dragons, otherwise i'll have to
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if someone spoke English, Spanish, or even Klingon. Now with liberals in charge, those Klingons will have a chance in the world to
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But none of them help me program in C.
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I accidentally over watered the Orchids, killing them, because the teacher really found out I was cheating on my test. Now my favorite plant is dead and I am expelled. A great day!
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brick wall. I could see the person behind me saying "MMM HAMBURGER!!" while staring at me. I'll only add another 120 to his 300 in weight. I realized I can get past this wall by
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The CIA agent then blindfolds you, bring you to a dark room. He hands you what feels like a spandex costume. You then open your eyes to find your crew, the Psychofreaks. Psycho Jim
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Eeyore decided to run for the Democratic Presidential Nomination, obtaining half the votes in the now 5 acre woods. Christopher Robin went back to his home, however there
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She replies with "The mall directory is in C:\, and why did you take my thong?". She adjusts her glasses fixating her vision on the Corn Dog, she takes it out of the box and