Finished Folds (61—80)
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1, neglecting the fact that she herself was of the Caucasian persuasion. I kept a Jim Carrey's "The Grinch" Pez dispenser in my desk drawer. I wanted to violate her with it. Ram it
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1next to his cat's food dish. "Viscount," he chided playfully. "Did you leave that there?" The tawny cat tilted its head and mewled defiantly, hopping off of the table and
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2that she seemed to be drooling at the sight of the bucket. Poor girl - it must've been ages since she last got off. "Look, Miss...uh..." She glared at me. "Esidan. Marian Esidan."
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3out there, somewhere." Just then, Ted's wacky next-door neighbor, Finnetz walked by. "Not where I come from, buddy-boy my friend." He tossed Ted a Morocco snowglobe and rounded the
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5to the Stop 'n' Swap." But now he was going to get his revenge. He picked up the shotgun, did a line of cocaine off of Amy's naked back, and prepared to kick it old school. Groovy.
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2way his grandmother had taught him. "Meemaw," Sajak used to ask, looking up at the taxidermied corpse propped up by the fireplace. "Why don't you hug me anymore?" Meemaw never
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3the thirst of an America that had been ravaged by war. With all water-sources contaminated by the nuclear fallout, it was on me to provide a sustainable alternative. But something
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2that some stories are about my hairy old-man ass and you don't want to read them. Just fold them in half and the story disappears. See? No more of ol' Dave's gross old ass." The
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7They arrived in Miskatonic that evening. The woman paid her fare and bid Joe a curt dismissal before heading on her way. "What a dame like that is doing in a town like this, I have
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5Doc Larpin steepled his fingers and grinned at me. Even with half of his face completely gone, he still had a winning smile. "Let's step into my parlor and discuss this little
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4I don't know what happened next. So much blood. This...this presence inside of me. Ever since I had been bitten by that irradiated clown, I had been...changing. I didn't know who I
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6The Prince fell to floor, grasping for his lost jewels. "I'll take those as payment," the Barber said, grinning. He picked the stones up off the floor and dropped them into his
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3rapist scum like you lightly in the Dinosaur Kingdom. You did what you did and now you will accept your punishment. Lay down and die, Leroy Scott." Leroy couldn't believe it. He
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4grinned a toothless grin and knelt beside the polymorph. "This is what happens when you fool around with Clint Eastwood and his Party Posse, Br'er Jemmitz." Bob didn't have the
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7Suddenly, Keln stood up and took out a can of "Spittin' Juice." His eyes flashed with intent and he said, "We will fight them with this!." The Judge looked at him, "With that can
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2absolutely nothing to decrease their morale. In fact, those fifteen percocets that Hermione had swallowed had turned her into a real eager-beaver and she kept on-and-on about
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0er and prayed for strength. This was his one chance to kill Bill Schwartz and put a stop to all of this...all of this hatred. People called him a maniac - but he knew what he had
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6him the rent money, he's gonna call his cousin Roman and we're going to take you out behind the grass hut and break you knees." Ug felt the trickle of warm fear run down his leg as
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3Eskimo Joe seemed troubled by this news. As the only one at the scene with knowledge of igloo building, all signs pointed to him being Margaret Moonlight's killer. He was utterly
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4in the flats, y'know?" Pastor Wheeler grabbed his crotch and barred his teeth like a baboon. "You no take mirror," he screamed, his head spinning in circles. It was time for the