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And his girlfriend really loved the Zoo. She'd actually kill him if he didn't take her. He had to do it. His job, not to mention his life, was on the line. "I'll do it," he said. -
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By the time he got over his shock, she was long gone. "Wait," he called into the darkness. "But we have pie in Hell." No answer. "Damn it," the devil said. "Now the pie's wasted."
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"So Miley, you've finally been caught in the act," he said. "As punishment for your crimes, you must eat these parrots." And he shoved one down her throat, choking and killing her.
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the false accusations Snoopy was facing. Charlie Brown held a riot at the city hall, each person holding a sign with phrases such as "Neutering Snoopy is a crime against humanity!"
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We would win. They answer was, we would never be able to. But, we could always threaten them with a good time.
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boys. They loved me, for the banana was secretly a mind control device. I was the ruler of the Earth, the Supreme Overlord. Now, I had to conquer the galaxy.
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lullabies to him as he slept. When Robin wanted love though, Batman was of no help. Batman was unable to love; he was cold and stoic, never diverging from the path of justice.
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not actually real. Instead, it was an illusion crafted from the very depths of her grandmother's mind. The plums were a lie, just like everything else.