Finished Folds (41—60)
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4Polka in the moonlight while the ducks and possums were ripping hardcore accordion solos. Suddenly the sticky red condiment known as ketchup seemed pretty rock n' roll.
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3"What in God's name is going on here!?" he roared. The smell was absolutely putrid, cigarette butts everywhere, half naked Columbian's were passed out left & right, & Flint the
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5Or so he thought. Mayor McCheese felt around for what should have been his pistol, but found a loincloth, and in place of the pills he found a pregnancy test. It was positive!
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4hammock. It was Meatloaf's idea for us to wear matching banana hammocks. He thought it was funny, everyone else just got creeped out.
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7won't lie though, after a while that gross American Cheese kind of grows on you. Literally. I have weird patches of cheese growing all over myself. The mice are a nightmare.
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2Toto the murderous terrier snickered. We knew the police witch Dr. was up to no good. And no one ever got out of this prison alive with all their limbs. That's it! I have an idea..
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3each one had an uncontrolled hunger for world domination. To make it possible, Joes clones eventually started getting their own clones, and those clones their own clones, etc.
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5And then POW! Out of nowhere, he got it right in the
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2a swamp monster. No1 should trust a swamp monster. 2) BigBird has access 2 the CookieMonster's cookies. This means cookies 4 every1. Only swamp monsters hate cookies. & diabetics.
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8The relatives did not take kindly to the news, so they conspired to form a plan to bring down 'the man'. if only they could get their hands on a shark
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4ahem, jello cups, but the bitch 4got our spoons. I mean, hello! How R we supposed 2 eat these things, with our bare tentacles?! O, throw the pillow out, it's covered in love juice.
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4a pirate is 2 the sights of the great, bellowing Kraken. Thus when he awoke from his dream he came flying @his wife, the compelling conversationalist, with a swoop of his battaxe
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1for the Mexican Cartel, shit really started to go down hill. The boys (Coward & Sue) didn't expect the Persian Muff Brigade to retaliate with such territorial hostility
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5to become a fly fisherman. When he realized he sucked at tying knots, he tried dabbling in the arts of potato throwing. There was a freak accident involving his beloved wife whom
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2But what the hell is he doing? I wonder.. By daylight you only ever see his shadow casted through the grimy windows.. By night the echoes filled the empty alley.. The pounding, the
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1gathered around because of the pepperminty-ness & decided to play poker. One thing I can tell you with certainty, never, under any circumstances, fuck with a reindeer while
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2Although I'm undeniably white, these dawgs didn't know that this particular homey could jive with the best of them. Good thing I brought my dancing shoes.
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4If you've never had it, you're missing out. Aside from the high amount of essential nutrients and fibre, it goes great with anything. Pony bologna milkshakes are the best. Anyways,
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3by holding on to her baby grapes. His stomach growled as he lunged. Shortly after he stumbled upon some unsuspecting cantaloupes. He ate the best fruit salad he had ever had.
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3I do not like a little pee,I do not like a lot of pee, I do not like it even if it is the most gold of golden pee.." With that said his face burned red, his head imploded, dead!