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  imagined. 16 ass ninjas, that's 32 butt cheeks. Did they have faces where their butts should be? Or more butts? The math started to leave me dizzy until I past out.

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  2013-07-16 07:26:32

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  "I'm in!" I thought to myself. I proceeded to pick up the potato chip crumbs from my belly rolls and ate them. If she thought that was cute, wait until she see's me

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  2013-07-05 11:28:37

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  to do it.. That's it!" Squall thought. "Rinoa got herself kidnapped, she can get herself unkidnapped. Something Mario should have told Peach a long ass time ago.

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  2013-04-02 13:49:52

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  Though to be fair, it's more of a rivalry. Mime School is right beside the School of Sorcery. You should catch one of their football games sometime.

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  2013-03-30 21:49:49

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  Street Sweeper 90210, Street Sweeper Down Under, Street Sweeper Week, Return of the Street Sweeper, A Street Sweeper Strikes Back

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  2013-03-30 16:59:07

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  across the lake, trying to identify the source of the howl but it went silent. After a few minutes, whatever it was howled again- it was closer. Everyone else was still unconscious

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  2013-03-28 18:35:40

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  stuffing more marshmallows in her mouth than any other person around. They didn't call her sticky mouth Iva for nothing.

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  2013-03-28 18:29:44

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  him to the wall using his head & arms as a coat rack. All he wanted was a little punch from the punchbowl, was that so much to ask for? A little glass of punch with fruit floaties

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  2013-03-27 20:27:42

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  Dragon is a rare site. Often found indeep caves their living conditions became their own demise. Relocation efforts have been made to nearby volcanoes but no success has been made.

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  2013-03-27 20:00:00

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  Which, to be honest, was pretty funny up until he demanded Tony Danza ride him and joust David Letterman. Letterman wasn't impressed and asked

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  2013-03-27 19:47:44

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  ed down beside the stuck unicorn. His stomach began to growl so he pulled out the snackpack his mother packed him for lunch and began to share it with abruptly awoken fruitbat "I'm

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  2013-03-27 19:38:25

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  to make the trade off. Uncle Martin had strange passion for nudey-girl pens and keyboard neck ties. The cemetery seemed like the logical place.

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  2013-03-27 18:29:36

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  and I've never had a frogprince satisfy me quite like a Belgian Waffle. With whipped cream, endless fruit toppings.. Chocolate sauce.. Stupid girl was on to something.

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  2013-03-27 18:21:47

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  , took 1 look at my painted grapes & got pissed off. "What are you ruining perfectly good grapes for?!" The chrisanthemum-holding elephant clearly had no appreciation for the arts.

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  2013-03-24 12:42:08

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  nothing but the finest Tuscan herbs and spices to marinate those chunks of victim. The other werewolves love it. Truth be told we're a lot more domesticated than most people think.

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  2013-03-20 22:41:45

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  He then started to laugh at the site of his ugly roommate smashing the dish in his own ugly roommate-face. That's what he gets for misplacing those modifiers! "Huzzah!"

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  2013-03-20 22:29:16

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  potato salad was alright.. but easy on the the pickle juice next time" and with that, her eyes rolled to the back of her head and she was gone. A single tear fell from his left eye

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  2013-03-20 22:17:06

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  But, such is life. Or, je suis un ananas, as the French would say. Oh, the irony! Jim Jarmush was on to something. Or on something, I can't remember.

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  2013-03-20 22:09:31

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  make tiaras out of dandelions and dance nude in the moon light. "Goddamn hippies," griped the AntiChrist referring to Ganesh. It was up to Buddha to summon Dennis Rodman to slay

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  2013-03-20 21:36:17

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  on Hercules for being such a douche. "CUUUT!" The guy in the chair yelled. "Tamatori, that's the 3rd guy you've scorched this week! Tamatori flew off to search for another main

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  2012-10-09 10:12:07