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  You don't want tacos in your sound hole.

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  2013-06-03 04:42:42

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  My llama’s name is Juan and he doesn’t smoke.

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  2013-06-03 04:41:44

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  But that was not valid defense for the charges brought upon me. I was tried and found guilty of lemon murder and sent to prison, where I dropped the lemon flavoured soap.

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  2013-06-03 04:40:10

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  You're the one who wanted the new hybrid technology; so we got a chicken-powered refrigerator!

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  2013-06-03 04:34:10