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  but the General Secretary, Communist Party, China was not available. "Who are you?" Hilary asked the woman on the screen. "I'm the General Secretary's General Secretary", she repli

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  AT 1 PM TOMORROW. Please find enclosed 1. paper bag, 2. sellotape, 3. iodine tablets. Enjoy your meal! "Not again!" thought Deda Ivan, discarding the message casually and picking t

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  2013-07-25 06:02:32

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  Said the new president, solemnly, to his audience of 50 million. As inaugural addresses went, it was somewhat unorthodox, but we live in changing times - and beside, the autocue

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  truth would have been difficult to hide from my wife, if she hadn't been so willingly complicit. "Hi Honey" she said, observing my sun tan and suitcase, "busy day at d suitcase, "

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  2013-07-25 05:51:58

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  ? So I snatched back my bowl of Numberetti Spaghetti and finished the lot, right in front of his gaping pig's face. "You think you can intimidate me?" I grinned, sauce dripping off

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  said the elderly solicitor to his octogenarian companion. "What?" replied his ancient friend, struggling to hear over the roar of the jet engine, "You'll have to speak up, I'm a li

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  2013-07-25 05:31:52

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  so it was lucky that the train was so damned slow. Frantically trying to free his trouser leg from between two points, his life flashed before his eyes in a leisurely fashion. How

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  2013-07-25 05:27:35

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  with it, the harrowing tale that had been spun across the previous 6 folds. She couldn't face it - not again - so swiftly, she knocked herself out once more, and when she came to

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  2013-07-24 05:41:40

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  Leonard live a lemon lie. He dressed in a lemon suit, wore lemon loafers, ate lemon pie and drank lemon beer. Slept in a lemon bed, with lemon girls. He even pissed lemonade, BUT

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  2013-07-24 05:39:53

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  n. "They're just regular bio-molecules" he told himself sternly, suppressing his gagging reflex as he drew accumulated years of sweat secretions and sebaceous matter up his nasal

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  2013-07-24 05:37:36

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  were clever like that - or so they thought, little realising that the seemingly innocent tray of mushroom profiteroles also carried a secret recording device, placed by Mossad

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  2013-07-24 05:17:59

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  and a mouldy stench of decay permeated everything. The One rumaged about in his robes for his cellphone, and dialed rapidly. "Hello Dyno-Rod? I have a blockage I need you to clear.

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  2013-07-24 05:13:30

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  to open a can of ham and slip that greasy slab between two slices, pronto! "I'll do it for you, Fran", said Stan, grumpily, "but mark my words - that no good husky Harv aint gonna

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  2013-07-24 05:03:14

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  What was not to like? Remembering all those great times we'd had together, me and myself, fondling each other in the back row of the cinema, strolling hand in hand along the pier,

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  The technician poured in a loose collection of nuts and bolts, and then screwed shut the panel on the back of his skull. "Back to work!" hollered the boss, as Kevin rattled back to

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  2013-07-23 08:45:49

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  "She sure is living the part today!" though the Great Mesmero, as he sawed his screaming wife in half before an awestruck audience. What a terrific illusion it was! "Darling", he w

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  2013-07-23 08:43:58

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  "Well, this really is the last straw!" ranted Captain Tepid at his crew of gibbons, who ignored him entirely and continued to advertise their sexual receptivity to each other by

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  2013-07-23 08:30:30

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  When Angela traveled all the way to Ukraine for her knee operation, she had no idea that both her patellas would be replaced by equal sized spheres of critically enriched uranium.

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  2013-07-23 05:30:56

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  The elevator doors slid shut behind Davey, as he perused the panel. '3,2,1,G' it stated reasonably, 'B, SB' sensibly, and then 'SSB, SSSB, Centre of the Earth'. "Gosh!" Davey ejacu

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  2013-07-23 05:28:11

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  picked at her teeth casually as she watched me struggle bravely with the paste-like meaty treat. "Perhaps try some sugar?" she suggested, leaning across and sprinkling it liberally

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