Finished Folds (101—120)
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3a (stuck to the sky, that is), but hell, they sure deserve a choice, what with randy behorned mythical equids taking advantage at every opportunity. Metereological entities have fe
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6r larger and more depressingly granitey, occupying practically all the space on his already inadequately small desk. But then he had an idea - and producing a chisel, he began to
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5- any of you guys want to stick your neck on the line?" Skittles cleared her throat apologetically, while Spree and Stardust just shuffled their feet. "Though so - no balls, any
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6with the red hair and the double-jointed knee - ugh, no way would I want to spend the next 50 years cooped up in a capsule with her; the clicking alone would drive me mad. Anyway,
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7"What a tewwible waxident!" sighed the Inspector, shaking his head, as the liquified remains of a million candles lapped around his fastidiously polished brogues.
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4" I wrote. Satisfied for the moment, I replaced the cap on my pen and blotted the ink in the card. If that wasn't an appropriate birthday greeting, then I didn't know what was.
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4beginning of the questions. "Who are you and what are you doing in this telephone booth?", "Is that a daisy-chain around your neck?", "What is orange?" I asked my reflection repeat
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3nonymously: 'toes, country of origin unknown'. Stifling my laughter in the guise of a yawn, I moved on to the bakery, where I squeezed a couple of bread rolls menacingly and chuckl
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5he was distracted by the silken-voiced vending machine that called alluringly from a dark and dusty corner. "I've a thing for men", it confided, "the badder and superer the better"
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3He stated at the unblinking screen. A long moment passed before the reply came: "I/am/sorry/javier/madrid/but/this/unit/can/only/translate/english/into/english/please/check/your/wa
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5Brian enjoyed pins and needles as much as the next man - but he didn't want them for breakfast EVERY day!
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2"Congratulations" hissed Derek, acidly, as the door slammed behind the photocopier repair man. "Once again you demonstrate the diplomatic dexterity of Joachim Von Rippentrop."
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10'This WC will continue to flush', stated the notice, boldly, 'for as long as the chain is held.'. "Really?" thought Spencer in amazement, and proceeded to hold the chain for the fo
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6ess rate at guessing the secret password which would, when whispered, reveal the exit to this steel labyrinth. But then again, I suppose you knew that since you're trapped here as
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6Nobody was immune - not even, and despite all the propaganda, Direktor. Shamelessly, he gave in and helped himself to a triple vodka. "Bottoms up!" he yelled, with a terminal wink.
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7be thrown off cliffs, etc - but then again, that is hardly surprising since my grandmother actually was a lemming, thus making me a quarter lemming overall (quemming). Surprised?
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2re of you types, peering behind the scenes and posting your spoilers all over the internet - most folks would rather not know the truth, even if you jam it under their noses". More
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2He took a tin-opener, cut open the tin and pushed up the lid - only to be confronted with another tin within. "It's tinned tinned sweetcorn," crowed the shop keeper in triumph, "do
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2Monkhouse's astonishing private collection of television rarities has a LOT to do with it, or course...but that would be anticipating. So, to begin at the beginning: an ordinary Tu
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1, appropriately capitalised, was not long in coming. He heard the collective gasp as the blade dropped and then applause as he rose, headless, to take a final bow. That showed 'em!