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will get hit in the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat. Lucy will change her name to Mud and swim in a clay pool for anti-pop. Jerry is Bob's son to direct the Youtube Poop vide -
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many times could Google betray thou who has watched massive amounts of fainting goat videos? Google also wants to know what color my butt hair is. Project UAFE, which stands for
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full of polyester cotton. One of the plush dolls fell and ripped. "Is that...rice?" It appears the Asian stuffed animals were filled with rice. This building is full of interesting
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She was allergic! I fist grabbed her shirt to pull her from underneath. We had to find some way of getting home.
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of her kitty Fudger bashing it's head into the wall after clawing a string on a fan. "I will have her do backflips ". Delia said. "I will
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hing. She would have to contact Sir Hotpocket via morse code. BEEP BEEP BEEP..beep..beep..beep.. BEEP BEEP BEEP.. "S.O.S" .
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While we're back in time, we will fill the Navy with seals and use futures technology to create hybrid trans-humans. I'm not sure what will come of the
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kind of oysters were he talking about?! Such a perv. and like...she was all..BLEHHHH ME SO PRETTY. double sack duty is a job for my double D titties. But I still need to wash up to
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Turtle doves and rabbit sharks. Seahorse Elephants and buzzard hawks. I gotta pay the piper. 1st up, this enormous penguin falcon. Meanwhile, the monkeys have a whole song and ♫
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I ate my 7th twinkle. "There's an apple on the counter if you want it." my roommate said. Nuuoooo. I then began to turn on the tv and I hear my favorite song ♫
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The tirade of all the athletes occurred during transgressions of inter-disparity amongst those which applaud. Now in possession of self worth, my dream of
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Sergeant Lipschitz wouldn't sing the dang song so the questions continued. "Are you gay? Do you eat breakfast? Why did your pet
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I couldn't remember if I was asking myself or someone else. I must be going mad. But I do know what is the worst scenario. It involves a xerox machine, two chip sticks, and
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being on a Life cereal box with Mikey. The light-bulb just went on. These new bat rabbit hybrids make for delicious meat. Carnivore cereal called "BATBITS" would be the next big TV
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thought I was a Lego action figure all weekend, I would say that the stargazed eyes of all the Narutards paid off when I had my spurts of recollection. "LEGO MY EGGO." They would
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an unripe banana. "Good thing it's not ready to eat because I'd have a hard time picking it up anyway!" she thought, as she walked to the coke machine and used her bloody mouth to
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the Emerald City under the sun. The whole town was under siege. "Let us in! Here's my badge. It's the law." Mr. Seagull said. The gnomish creature wiped his brow. "I am above the
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to say that research now shows that animals fed genetically engineered food suffer a wide range of maladies including near complete sterility by the third generation." The crowd he
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TING! ..TING! as it dropped down from the stage. The audience booed. They knew it was a mistake. The bras stopped flying on stage. He took a bow then was knocked out by a bottle.
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throughout the limousine he rode with everyone in. He would lie to the driver where he wanted to go. He would lie to the drive-thru clerk what he wanted. "DOUBLE BACON CHEESEBURGER