Finished Folds (21—40)
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3as painful as it was back when she was healthy whenever he shoved it up her ass, if not moreso because her obesity pissed him off which made the kicks that much harder and
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2tornadoes full of harpoons, from the panzer sharks to the shuriken sandstorms, from the tabasco river to the outbreak of kung-fu dementia, it was all my doing and I'll be goddamned
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2realized that he was asleep. Disappointed, she went to the fridge to put her toe cheese away. He opened his eyes and smirked. "I can't believe the gullible bitch actually thought
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2but a dropkick to her ovaries would be tougher, so he did that instead. She was so impressed that she forgot all about the doctor and started rubbing his tab until he exploded with
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3and took them all at once, before Officer Dickhole could do anything about it. Might as well go to jail trippin' balls, right? Well, I learned the hard way that
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5that she never suspected it was a trick, so when Fred seized the mike and called her an ugly loser and a gullible skank, she cried. The entire prom burst into laughter. "Why
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1him all the way home where they took turns kicking his dick. One of them smashed his pan flute to bits. "Don't assault our ears again, or else
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1got out of the car so he could slap every last one of the thugs with his enormous boner. He knew just a single well-timed swing of an axe would make life not worth living, but
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4But then that greedy asshole Derek, who owned the cardboard box, refused to pay us billions of dollars. We stopped doing shadow puppet shows on his box as a result. DerekTV never
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3from out of the ugly environment, it would be prudent to have RPG ammo left over to rearrange its organs. We only had one shot left. The Bat-signal would have to wait. It wasn't
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5the reflection, brandishing a cleaver. So I pick up Fido and throw him back over my shoulder. Don't be upset, kids. He pooped on the couch all the time. Not any more."
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3"Store nuts in your mouth," it told her. Her brain being mush, she misinterpreted the message as a solicitation of fellatio. So there she was, blowing the fairy godsquirrel,
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1Puke! I gave her divorce papers and returned my thoughts to Smithers. Oh, how I hated Smithers! I walked into his office and kicked his
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1I guess you want me to explain why the plebians are bloody, officer? Well, you see, they were trying to take my fortune by force, so I had to defend myself by
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7Now entering the Gliese 581 solar system." The cargo bay doors opened. Old people were sucked out of the ship and into the red dwarf. Another announcement: "Mission
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1To finish the job, they found a very nice smelling lady and hurtled her through what was left of the window, then installed new windows. Next up on Home Renovation:
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2long line of turned-on ladies. But first they had to lose LA's finest, lest they go to prison with its long line of turned-on gentlemen. Tommy grabbed a megaphone and demanded
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4That was Ned's solution for everything. Kicking, running, and laughing. He did it until the day he died. A greater man has never lived. He's kicking angels now.
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2tell her that his anal problem is sexually transmittable. I don't know if that's true, but why risk it? And even if it isn't, I'm sure it'll give him a good laugh when he comes to.
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7way to waterboard a rubber ducky. You might think it's impossible since they float, but my job is to solve problems like that so the CIA can get info on the Talibernie. It told us