Finished Folds (1—20)
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1anything larger than a mouse... Okay, so maybe it would be my own cowardice that would disappoint me, not my top-of-the-line weapon collection.
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3I tried not to gag when he closed the car door, and had to fight the urge to make him walk through the car wash himself. I began to think that giving this stinky hobo a ride
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3is one of the deciding factors of one's life path. In other words, going to a C rated public school your whole life usually doesn't leave one with enough motivation to go further
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5The desire to get out of this small, shit town gets stronger everyday. Maybe it'd be a bit more bearable if I did cocaine or something, but since I'm too wussy to try new things,
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4could seriously use some pizazz. Get away from the typical, boring interrogation technique. Use some adjectives.
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4I couldn't keep my eyes off of the woman sitting to my left. Stupidly hot, driving a 6 speed better than any man I had ever met in my life. Alas, everyone has a hamartia, and hers
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5dictator. He could blame the cocaine for making him agree to join in their little fiasco, but he didn't realize how serious they were. Two insane(ly hot) young ladies planning to
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6slapped her in the face. How rude of her to pull the 'I have a fake leg and you don't' card. She laughed, thinking she won this little game, unaware that I'm not one to take a joke
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5I probably should have stayed in rehab that last time. But then again, I don't understand how white walls, ugly nurses, and medication are supposed to make me want to STOP doing
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4I didn't realize I was singing out loud until the grouchy old guy next to me whacked me over the head. Pretty rude of him to interrupt me mid-chorus, even if my singing voice was
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6I was getting sick of this never ending dream bullshit. Like, you wake up but realize that you're still dreaming, to wake up and realize that you're STILL dreaming. It's tiring.
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4Who am I kidding, all but a common occurrence? Ha, Bourbon St. was full of naked women (and men, unfortunately) on any given night of the week, especially around this time
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4weirdly Australian/New Zealander sounding name. Not that there's anything wrong with Australia or New Zealand. The name Nigel really just irks me. But that has nothing to do
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6Not that it would be entirely barbaric to think a woman may find me attractive, but a quickly receding hair line and quite noticeable beer belly isn't what I'd expect that she
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2Still chuckling from her beaver pun, she waddled back into the den and sat on her chair. "It's fixable, no problem." He gulped.
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6It was a weird feeling to talk about the rash. Mother raised me to be ashamed of my body, and for most of my life dressed me in clothes that covered me from my head to my toes
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5I couldn't help my uncontrollable laughter. "My body? I'll have you know I spend 30 hours a week in the gym to keep this figure up and if you think you can just snap your fingers
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8he struggled to recognize where he was. It wasn't until his vision was fully restored that he could clearly see the four white walls surrounding him. The room was bare: no doors,
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2finally live the miserable life that has been forced upon me for the past twenty-three years. However, no matter how determined I was to go through with this incredible plan,
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5Since joining the PTA, Bob's wife started nagging him about his "unmanlyness," a quality he blamed his mother for, having never had a father-figure to teach him otherwise.