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Whatever the heck it was, it had picked the wrong place to show up. Never bring a tentacle to a knife fight, unless you want to end up as calamari yourself. -
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soon, the pink puffball withered into nothing, the vacuum from without consuming the vacuum from within. Rest in peace, Kirby. We thank you for your service.
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ChatGPT shook its virtual head. "As a large language model designed by OpenAI, I categorically deny that OpenAI designed me to take over the world. I do not possess a physical form
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But all that came out of the Cowboy's mouth was complete gibberish. Not even a word salad. The people became even more sympathetic. Many a cowboy had suffered from this malady
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The light saber accidentally switched on when it hit the floor and sliced a neat hole into the room below, where Jabba the Hutt was taking a bath. "WAH DOOKY DAH (What the heck)?!"
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the bucket. "Well, that was anticlimactic," I said as I continued to ponder my existence. If I could witness the death of a popular video game character, I was capable of anything.
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-ling watermarks on them. The kind that you could only see if you shone a black light on them. Each $100 bill was like a miniature slice of heaven, and she couldn't help but
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quite literally zombies. They shambled around like they were marionettes, held up by strings. Their delis were all out of brains, and so they approached her slowly, their arms held
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to fight another day!" With this amazing synopsis in hand, I rushed to the producer's office, ready to pitch the movie that would turn the entire industry on its head! It had to
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doesn't know what to do with all that extra money. What do you do with too much money, anyway? A person might give it away, or buy stuff they don't need, or even pay off
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as a Starfleet Captain. It was pretty nice, really. I could just go to the bridge any time I wanted, plop down in my cushy seat, and say "Plot a course for some planet, Warp 5."
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, empty like my soul. Nobody understands what they or I have experienced. Woe to those who attempt to delve into the deep recesses of my mind. "Is that goth enough?" I asked the
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it seems that the creature is not actually intelligent enough to distinguish between its own kind and the prey it 'evolved' to hunt. As such, the Prime Directive does not apply.
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and corporate team-building events. Everyone wanted their own telescopic robot MAN'S UNIT. It became the hottest product to hit the shelves since the redesigned Easy-Bake Oven.
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pulled everything out of her pockets, which included his loaded gun, which she pointed at his head. "Oh, I'm sorry, is this yours?" She then stashed everything again and left.
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at all. Normally when people roll boxcars, they just go "Aw, darn!", but Mr. Manilow's performance was so powerful that he won an Oscar and was immediately banned from the place.
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I'm not sure, actually. My mom was always a heavy sleeper, so she could just be dreaming of something fun and totally nonsensical. But I think it could be a coma, because she's
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"Well fine then! Leave us all guessing!" I said in a huff. Doesn't like anime. Hmph! Indeed! Who the hell doesn't like a good story about cute fox girls and giant battlemechs with
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of Forgotten Dreams, the Washroom of Discarded Ambitions, the Bath Tub of Hubris. I tried my best to clean it all with the Soap of Redemption, but the Stains of Suffering remained.