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to fight another day!" With this amazing synopsis in hand, I rushed to the producer's office, ready to pitch the movie that would turn the entire industry on its head! It had to -
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doesn't know what to do with all that extra money. What do you do with too much money, anyway? A person might give it away, or buy stuff they don't need, or even pay off
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, empty like my soul. Nobody understands what they or I have experienced. Woe to those who attempt to delve into the deep recesses of my mind. "Is that goth enough?" I asked the
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pulled everything out of her pockets, which included his loaded gun, which she pointed at his head. "Oh, I'm sorry, is this yours?" She then stashed everything again and left.
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at all. Normally when people roll boxcars, they just go "Aw, darn!", but Mr. Manilow's performance was so powerful that he won an Oscar and was immediately banned from the place.
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"Well fine then! Leave us all guessing!" I said in a huff. Doesn't like anime. Hmph! Indeed! Who the hell doesn't like a good story about cute fox girls and giant battlemechs with
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put the roast in the oven and broil it at 475 degrees for two hours. Absolutely nothing can go wrong with this recipe - we guarantee that your roast will come out juicy and
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of Forgotten Dreams, the Washroom of Discarded Ambitions, the Bath Tub of Hubris. I tried my best to clean it all with the Soap of Redemption, but the Stains of Suffering remained.
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stacked with all of our other prosthetic limbs into a neat pile, which provided much warmth in our stove through the bitter winter. And all it cost us was an arm and a leg.
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4. Kevin Bacon in Being Kevin Bacon. 5. Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Fast Action Hero" with Robert Costanza. 6. "The Creature That Would Not Make Dinner", starring Natalie Portman and
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This must have happened when Peter Parker was going through his experimental cross-dressing phase. Nobody would know it was him, he thought to himself as he donned the Black Widow
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A few pieces of cheese, the occasional slice of bologna, and Ralph was as happy as could be. That is, until the volcano erupted right under the deli owner's house.
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Sandy looked back at the witch and said, "That's okay. Means I won't have to listen to your bullcrap for very long." She walked away, humming smugly to herself. But then,
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His other friend joined in. "Yeah. You never know what flavor of fudge you might offend talking like that." He sighed. "You're right. I'll go apologize to the fudge." He walked out
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"Uh, no," said the whale. "What makes you think I can fly in space? I live in the ocean. Little one, you must stop being an idiot." Derek blushed in embarrassment. His whole life,
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"Then why did you give me your death ray last week?" Felix asked, looking puzzled. "I mean, if you didn't intend for me to use it, why'd you give it to me? You know I can't
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miracle you're still alive." I sighed. "Without me around to save your butt every five minutes, you would either be dead or horribly disfigured." Marilyn stuck get tongue out at me
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and traveled exactly 2.787 kilometers before crashing to the ground in 4.897123 seconds. The 92.77119234727651239101092345 dB sound it made was deafening. How oddly specific.
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It was when I stopped thinking that the magic happened.
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MY MOTHER?" The girl just lost it. Out the window she went, flying like a bird into the deep blue sky, leaving her livid roommate and his mother behind. The flight of fancy was the