Finished Folds (141—160)
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10washed-up blue whale where it's teeth served as ornaments pinned up around the hovel. Everyday I looked out on the green, rocky terrain and wondered how it got here to begin with.
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4What is wr- wrong with you?" I slipped Mr. Black a glare and pulled out the murder weapon: an AK-47. "TIME TO DIE!" I screeched, bullets ricocheting across the room.
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2. The situation became so unnerving I pooped my pants. The cane waggled closer, then turned and wriggled away as it smelt the aroma coming out from my undergarments.
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4He gazed at the other names and he instantly recognised them. "We meet again, first posters," he snickered. He reached behind his desk for his sturdy chainsaw and headed out.
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4Then a unicorn comes and hands him a bright red apple and says... "STEVE!" His eyes opened and the professor was towering over his desk. He was diligently sent to the head office.
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4It was only a matter of time before the cage inflicted an Earthquake in central China. The Supervisor's servants showed him the news, though still he carried on mercilessly.
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5up his fingers on the piano, before his hand became bloody and twisted. The plumps lay around the floor. It turns out he was a right crazy old man. He got sent to a lunatic asylum
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1Unfortunately, they all were. Jim was so self-centered.
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3Unfortunately, the leprechaun stole it. I told him to give it back, he wouldn't listen. The cat jumped over the moon, before jumping down to tackle him. I could only watch as
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3which was first of all gentle, became a giant tsunami of pirahnas surfing the colossal wave. "It wasn't my fault!" I cried to anyone who would listen, but they wouldn't believe me.
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6"Hello?", I spoke nervously, as the stringy eye became much more. The monster rose out of the golden sand and let out a humungous roar, before finally eating me whole.
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3she just couldn't see the third eye resting on my forehead, the colour blindness just made it invisible to her. When she finally noticed after a staring competition, my legs felt
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6As he opened the door the man looked suspicious, his left eye twitching. "Is everything alright soldier?" Gregor Samsa asked, peering round the corner. Suddenly, the russian leapt
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4on earth is going on? I'll have to put you on hold." Fold 10 was on the phone, screaming down the line "it's the end I tell you!" That is why I believed in the eventual apocalypse.
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4'He will have to do,' he thought, ringing up the new roommate. Eventually, once they'd settled, William discovered the true intentions of the man. At night he pressed his thumb on
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3The counter-argument against not thinking about double edge swords is that wives do not propel ice cream balloons overhead the freedom fighters' naval base. Instead my wife
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3I apologised, grabbing a dish cloth to wipe up the mess. 'How embarrassing,' I thought. I walked out of the room feeling sick, so I took the rest of the day off back home.
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2A rope was tied around the frame of the grand piano, knotted to a chandelier on the ceiling. He yanked it up quickly, before his Dad strolled in the room whistling to 'Mamma Mia'.
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4"how could I be staring, you're- you're nothing!" Nothing looked dissapointed, not even she could understand where he was coming from. Art class was almost over.
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4highchair playing with a stack of alphabet blocks. Anthony hoped Mum would be back soon - he didn't like the other scary children. He plonked down onto the blue carpet, pondering