Finished Folds (121—140)
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5that inter-species homosexuality was not such a far-fetched idea after all. The class went home feeling invigorated with this new understanding of the world, leaving a lot of pets
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8up and let out the choking fumes, before collapsing along the black-stained wall. The smoke alarm didn't even seem to work. "Lana, where have you gone?" I murmered, waking up
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5The man rolled over the table, smashing a few collector's items on the way as bullets fired from him to me. Luckily I had a plan. Before this even started, I had made sure to
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4cow," I exclaimed, "I'm not stupid." He pursed his lips and pretended to agree, before sittting me back down on the stool. "Now tell me, what do you see in that cloud?" he asked
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4. An advantage was that in the bedroom late at night she wouldn't have to put up with his unbearable snoring any longer. She would sleep like a log. Soundproofing the house was
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6they throw food at us. It didn't work, however, though we were eventually picked up by a helicopter. "How did you find us?" I asked, surprised we didn't have to fend for ourselves.
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3two whatever the costs may be. She handed them a cheque of £100 and ordered them to sign a waiver decreeing that they are no longer of high ranking status. They simply laughed,
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1Meanwhile, the doctors decided it would be best to put him in a mental hospital. When he found out the news two weeks later, he was as upset as a Tyrannosaurus Rex about his arms.
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5to the point where the story reaches my tippiest of toes. Though I keep folding and marking down the fold number. I think when I get to seventy I'll stop. Yes, only seventy.
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2Outstanding? Long? Maybe he was bisexual. Liking stories about men together on FS was surely a sign. He would have to come out of the closet soon though, or else his parents
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5Snow White wasn't just asleep though, she was in a coma. None of the seven dwarfs knew what to do, not even Doc. After waking up Sleepy they dragged her to the magic mirror
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7"Hihihihihihihi" said the spammer, still developing into a fully grown foetus. The scientists were shocked though, was it trying to communicate something? Something other than "hi"
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4Three pounds for the final pages, then two pounds fifty extra if they want me to stitch them back into the book. I snuck into the library late at night and made sure not to trigger
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5the ice-skating rink to simply slip over and induce a coma. His brother would sit by his bed telling him of these stories like they were new events in his life. Really though,
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9fathom being out of the dream, so she drunk some more liquor and went back under. This time was different though, the potatoes were all handsome men shouting pick-up lines at her.
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2It was only a matter of time before the leprechauns came, galloping on four legged graters. The taters were startled and ran for the hills, leaving the peasants once again empty.
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4The tree hummed and I listened to the soft melodic notes falling from the brown crusted branches. Each leaf made a note as it hit the ground and I wanted to show everyone.
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2I had sexual intercourse was that day back in June when the trials first began. Wait, how do I remember that? My memory cells must be returning to me. This is great! Fantastic!
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4l he carry on narrating for dramatic effect? No really now this is getting ridiculous, the world is ridden with fires, manslaughter and hunger, though is he going to do anything?
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2monkey isn't even doing his job properly," I complain. What was climbing the rafters before hanging down from his tail on the detonate switch. "NONONO," I cry. Russia called in