Finished Folds (121—140)
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3two whatever the costs may be. She handed them a cheque of £100 and ordered them to sign a waiver decreeing that they are no longer of high ranking status. They simply laughed,
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1Meanwhile, the doctors decided it would be best to put him in a mental hospital. When he found out the news two weeks later, he was as upset as a Tyrannosaurus Rex about his arms.
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5to the point where the story reaches my tippiest of toes. Though I keep folding and marking down the fold number. I think when I get to seventy I'll stop. Yes, only seventy.
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2Outstanding? Long? Maybe he was bisexual. Liking stories about men together on FS was surely a sign. He would have to come out of the closet soon though, or else his parents
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5Snow White wasn't just asleep though, she was in a coma. None of the seven dwarfs knew what to do, not even Doc. After waking up Sleepy they dragged her to the magic mirror
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7"Hihihihihihihi" said the spammer, still developing into a fully grown foetus. The scientists were shocked though, was it trying to communicate something? Something other than "hi"
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4Three pounds for the final pages, then two pounds fifty extra if they want me to stitch them back into the book. I snuck into the library late at night and made sure not to trigger
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5the ice-skating rink to simply slip over and induce a coma. His brother would sit by his bed telling him of these stories like they were new events in his life. Really though,
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9fathom being out of the dream, so she drunk some more liquor and went back under. This time was different though, the potatoes were all handsome men shouting pick-up lines at her.
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2It was only a matter of time before the leprechauns came, galloping on four legged graters. The taters were startled and ran for the hills, leaving the peasants once again empty.
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4The tree hummed and I listened to the soft melodic notes falling from the brown crusted branches. Each leaf made a note as it hit the ground and I wanted to show everyone.
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2I had sexual intercourse was that day back in June when the trials first began. Wait, how do I remember that? My memory cells must be returning to me. This is great! Fantastic!
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4l he carry on narrating for dramatic effect? No really now this is getting ridiculous, the world is ridden with fires, manslaughter and hunger, though is he going to do anything?
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2monkey isn't even doing his job properly," I complain. What was climbing the rafters before hanging down from his tail on the detonate switch. "NONONO," I cry. Russia called in
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3made it to Narnia, our escape. Aslan's hair could be used to transport ourselves anywhere back on Earth without a time shift, so he was payed grand amounts from the illegal money
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10washed-up blue whale where it's teeth served as ornaments pinned up around the hovel. Everyday I looked out on the green, rocky terrain and wondered how it got here to begin with.
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4What is wr- wrong with you?" I slipped Mr. Black a glare and pulled out the murder weapon: an AK-47. "TIME TO DIE!" I screeched, bullets ricocheting across the room.
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2. The situation became so unnerving I pooped my pants. The cane waggled closer, then turned and wriggled away as it smelt the aroma coming out from my undergarments.
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4He gazed at the other names and he instantly recognised them. "We meet again, first posters," he snickered. He reached behind his desk for his sturdy chainsaw and headed out.
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4Then a unicorn comes and hands him a bright red apple and says... "STEVE!" His eyes opened and the professor was towering over his desk. He was diligently sent to the head office.