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then he poured his wine on the mongrel's head. He could never be with someone who listed pineapple as his favorite topping. Frank let go of the mongrel's paw and walked away.
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But why did my grandparents keep their elf locked in a treasure box hidden beneath the floor under the bed? Hopefully I hadn't been enthralled by its Elvish snarls. I didn't feel
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decolletage. Her skimpy teddy didn't seem, to me, to be proper dress for the operating room. The OR was kept cold so the nurse had her brights on. As the surgeon I had to look away
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room leaving the rest up to him to figure out. Dr. Evil turned his attention to flim flammery and , dare he say it, one million dollars. Sure asparagus head had a point. He needed
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went to check the main hold to see if any fish were to be found. Instead she discovered her husband In flagrante delicto with an octopus he was calling Jacklin. She reached for a
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now before she notices that it's me. Too late. She saw me. I saw it dawn on her that I was who I was. She made a beeline to me, confrontation beaming with each step. "You! I see it
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The Sims Cop confronting him in real life said it again. "Hooba noobie." How could this be unless he had fallen off the edge of the world Professor Sims surmised. The Cop was flesh
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Wu Mackenzie was filming a new biopic about Ma and Pa Kettle and he needs a yeti for the climax. Those are his words. I'm not going to explain it. Ask Wan Wu. I walked off the set.
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What make if really awkward was that now we had to walk back across the park together to get to our cars. She thought I was being gallant. Before we knew it the date was back on. I
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this planet." Another alien nodded an eyestalk with a flourish and it was settled that they were leaving the planet.
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The Pope, like everyone, turned to see what all the screaming behind him was about. Thereby displaying his frilly bloomers to the world via satellite. Saint Peter's Cathedral was a
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whole in. In Paris, on a whim, he stopped by a military recruiter. As a foreigner his only option had been the Foreign Legion. He signed up. Now he would be able to do some killing
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She decided to run away. She packed what she needed into her backpack and slipped out of the window. Then she fell off the roof and landed on the car which set off the car alarm.
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Scarlet bit her lower lip in consternation. I read that as worry. Should I call her bluff and take the deal? "I don't know what Col. Mustard is going on about," Scarlet
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They were trying to figure out what to do with me when the first explosion took out the main gate. They scrambled away but not before the sergeant had me locked up in an office.
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I finally freed myself from the great fish but it had dragged me into the prop-wash of a tanker's screw. My lungs were on fire and the prop-wash was pulling me into the screw.
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and then scurried away as another humanoid approached. One clearly of a higher status than the one that scurried away. "Welcome to the year 6487, Specimen One.' I flinched at that
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tomorrow's final score. Winnifred got her granny settled down. The medium got the spectre's attention by saying it's name and then spitting in a red solo cup. The spectre screamed.
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work these days. Jumba Laya was new to the baby drowning profession but already he was a true believer. "Jumba Laya is wracking up the numbers to put him on pace with the greats."