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As i laid there in the muck I had an epiphany that this was just a bad episode of Three’s Company and I was supposed to be a young Mr. Ferley during his stint in Korea as a clown. -
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she tried to chew gum at the same time but kept biting her tongue so she gave up. She just stood for a while.
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I was still dead the next day and the week after that.
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"Okay, okay. I'm a Visigoth.THe OG." The bouncer checked with someone on his headset. Word came back he was clear to enter the club. THe bouncer waved him through. "Nu goth was my
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lectric and had my car repoed. I didn't care. As otaku i was only concerned with my anime friends and our shared world. I freelanced a just enough to pays the bills. Gigs I got off
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It only lacked alliteration to make it great.
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programmed them to be. The angel was overloading the droid's circuits. It was from their heavenly aura which emitted energy in all dimensions. The angel made a few adjustments with
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or a Garfunkle, if you like.
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I just happen to have AI enhanced programing side by side with all my fleshy bits. I'm a real man's real man. Give me an axe and point me to a tree!
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about it? "Yes and he insists that they stopped producing that model in 1979 due to errant behavior. THey kept becoming sentient." "That doesn't help us at all." It's what I found
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In my line of work I work a lot with perfectly spheroid chickens as well. Here for instance we are calculating the angle of incidence in an array of perfectly spheroid chicken.
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"Of the utmost seriously, bro," the motorcycle cop said as she handed me a speeding ticket.
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the space-time continuum is about to swallow up the river." But it was too late. I snuggled up at the river's edge in the banana-flavored Trojan. The hole in the space-time continu
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d help me celebrate when I lost my virginity." "Maybe I did but that was because I thought I would be involved in you losing your virginity. Now that it has happened without me I'm
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forthcoming about their destination. A destination that required her to walk into the Ojeezlouse swamp with two live chickens in her hands. "Voodoo," asked Little Nell in a whisper
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-ish on Gian Carlo? There wasn't much in the budget for a new boy toy this month. I decided I would uninvent the wheel.
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Leadbutt McMealymouth pretended to understand and helped Jim Morrison up and away from the tires of his '48 Tucker. Leadbutt suggested transcendental meditation and palmed him off
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My poor sewing was more than equal to the task. Not only had I embroidered a map but clues to the treasure in what at first glance was a rustic scene: a covered bridge. That done
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"They're just a couple of mooks," said Two Ton, "we don't have a worry from them. As long as they do what we tell them." "Speaking of which, we should discuss what opportunities th
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It was a bar, The Last Chance Saloon. I straightened my bolo tie, hiked my pants up, and walked through the swinging doors. Once inside I asked the barkeep for some gum then I spit