If you ask me, the most nefarious type of

If you ask me, the most nefarious type of pasta is

cut spaghetti, a noodle that can't make up its mind. Are we too lazy that we can't twirl it with a fork? We couldn't handle the elbow macaroni? What purpose does it have on God's

Green Earth? PASTA IS A POLITICAL ISSUE!

Patafarians are being discriminated the world over, even our the homeland, which we prefer to call Pastalia, or the Land of Farfalle and Maccheroni,

were filled by protesting Ramenarians, a cult that believes in The Flying Ramen Fairy. They assassinated our Pasta Pope and renamed our homeland to The Holy Ramen Empire.

But the staunch believers of the Holy Ramen Empire soon softened their stance once they found themselves in hot water. Only Al Dente could stand up to them in defense of the

old throw everything at the wall and see what sticks way of life. The pho folk weren't about to let themselves get shaved thin. They called in the Risotto brothers, Mushy & Pilaf.

I’m no connoisseur of starchy Italian dishes, although I am fond of fondue bagna cauda, but Mushy & Pilaf wouldn’t last a millisecond with Sal the barber & “Two Ton” Tony Galento

"They're just a couple of mooks," said Two Ton, "we don't have a worry from them. As long as they do what we tell them." "Speaking of which, we should discuss what opportunities th

is organization had.