Finished Folds (181—200)
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2who found what happened next insane. His presence there was taken as a threat. So much for the friendly welcome we were offered to Area 51. The whole shebang went into SHUT DOWN.
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3children with its larvae. The only hope the poor had was that their broken bodies would slow the beast's progress long enough for some of the children to escape the Whoopus. When
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2how sympathetic magic works. That is a good thing or most preachers & conmen would be out of a job. Most people are more familiar with imitative magic. This Johnny Cash relic was b
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4But when I switched to eating alfalfa exclusively my bovine aerodynamics were off the chart. No cow had ever flown so far of so fast. They had to go all the way back to the siege
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1I forgot the one about the jungle fever running rampant on the asteroids of Vesuvius 6. It was , maybe, about a flat footed buffoon with an orange face selling his hats to the dead
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2One day in the Leap Year I was walking to the restroom at work. We'd been informed, that morning, planned dysfunction would have only one bathroom open in the building. The 9th.
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1three miles down the road before I realized I had thrown the wrong carcass over the Possum Creek Bridge. I realized this when somebody who wasn't being a carcass started kicking &
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1Which is how it usually works. Who continues a task once it is done? That was like still looking for something you already know you found. So the last pebble only skipped once. All
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2D., You want Burger King to name a hamburger after you. Those are your demands," the police negotiator asked the man. Behind him he could hear the uniforms already gearing up for a
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4joking. Ms Cysowski was intent on having a chorizo & egg breakfast taco or 2. The chorizo being sentient wasn't going to stop her from having a chorizo & egg breakfast taco or 2.
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2liquid nitrogen that somebody had left in the back yard. The gelatinous appendages all froze and burst setting me free to freeze free of it. That I woke up from that cold sleep is
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1the internet. Tipper had disappeared into Etsy and Biden better call him for the ticket. America needed another portly man in the White House. He stirred the fire with his Oscar.
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1party animal with another half thrown in of raw unadulterated bird-in-the-hand, more real that real life bucket of Rocky Road ice cream and a spoon. They named her Hazel Machenzie.
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4by the nape of his neck out of his seat and pushed him towards the door. The whole time the befuddled man kept asking if they were still going to get pancakes. Or huddles. Those
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2tight but the grease I had covered myself in made it possible to get through the pipe into the first cistern. The water was rancid with dead bodies rotting. The overflow pipe was
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0behind where the behind is usually deemed a behind. They called me a fiend and spit on my grave. I reminded them that I wasn't dead and never would be. They decided to test that.
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1It was her open browser window. The folding story she had just finished wasn't finished with her. "Hey Fluffy!!" it shouted again. She ran back into the house. The cat clawed her.
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4looked around for the fries and the milk shake. She remembered the bags flying around during her "episode". David found the shake when it dripped on him from the ceiling fan. She
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2and antelope. The first polar bear had chosen to punt first in Local Galactic History. He got his first jack by edging towards snake eyes but ending up in boxcars. Sleeping it the
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2PUTS THEIR MOTHER THROUGH ALL OF THAT?" Then she took a better look at me. "Why are you naked? Aren't you cold? Where is that girl? Ircoosha. Yes, Ircoosha. "Ircoosha fetch the hot