Finished Folds (201—220)
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2rained down upon you. The charnel smell reminded me of my youth. My grandfather had been an Old Believer. He was born with the seasons. Having no more reason to be there I dressed.
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5It was February. It was hot. The polar bears were darn right lethargic. I don't know where they got the guitars from or the drum set. "Outta theys Ass." That was their one hit. Two
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3turned a somersault & kicked the spleen. The "pop" had been the pancreas' reaction. But there was no sign of a baby nor any sign that she had ever been pregnant. Dr. Goodfeel felt
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2the velvet rope that was between him and a clean getaway. Some say he activated his SuperPower Spring Shoes too soon, others say too late. He leapt too high and clipped the corner
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2From the way she said it I knew she was serious this time. "Antarctica? Now?" She wouldn't look at me. Damn, she was serious. "I'm going to need my winter trunk." "We're jumping
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11I paused before turning around trying to work out if this was going to put me back in prison? When I looked back I saw her running out the other door. She had dropped the spoiled
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4I really didn't like being the asshole. Unfortunately I was very good at being the asshole. People would be stupid on purpose, i think, just to see me be an asshole to them. For
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3Then the beanstalk tried to take control of me through some vegetative think ray that it shot at me from dangly things at the end of specialized vines. I was almost rendered into a
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1"I got the idea for Algebra for the Inebriated when I noticed that no matter how drunk we got, we might forget out kid's name or birthdays, when a bill is due, etc., but we always
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3Cowardice Before the Wedding and Other Down Home Going Ons by Sir Llyllyn Oquina. Available in Red or Blue naugahyde. Both with Gilded Pages and built in bookmark tassel. Or maybe
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4and sat themselves down on the bus stop bench in front of the Food-o-rama. Jeff searched his pocket and drew a pack of gum out. He handed the pack to his big handed little friend.
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10said, "mdfji dfajlie.djieaa. mesafdi. jasoid." Most of Kenny's fans agreed with that sentiment and lived it out in their own lives. The Parka Generation had a brief revival after a
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2re-enacting Disney's concocted stampede over the cliff. That is one of the main reasons you don't often see lemmings in Senior Executive positions. An answer came the next day; NO.
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2grabassing their way through the crowd we had attracted. Their smell alone was enough to tell you that these Banana Splits Bunch were bad news. Cowboy Cletus picked up a banana gun
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4of feral cats in tow. She was posing as a cat wrangler on her way to Vanity Fair. Every time she was asked her destination she answered, "The next town." The Oracle's Teatime spelt
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1Then one day, January 23rd 2020 just fell onto my lap. It fell off the Dingleberry-a-day calendar on my desk at the plastic injection place. There was a phone number on the back. I
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2had been her eleven children. She had poisoned them all with rat poison while under the enchantment. The ice water that woke her had been thrown upon her by Prince Harming. He was
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3in a manner that communicated that she was down for some ratatouille; hot, sweaty ratatouille. He didn't know ratatouille from Bouillabaisse anymore than a mountain knew a face.
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2his fieldcraft accidentally turned out to be brilliant. He had us fooled in front of our very noses by being exactly where we wanted him when we wanted him. Vikor Brony wasn't even
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3Josy knew she would be the talk of the neighborhood when word of this got out. Dad looked good in those panties but why with the bra? "Mom, have you tried red leather or latex?"