Finished Folds (1981—2000)
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5his next blunder. They had just been served their nachos when the got word on what that blunder turned out to be. Det. Manatee grabbed a cheesy chip and stood up. The sea-monkeys d
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4regaling him how things were different in the universe next door because Winston Churchill's mother slept on her right side instead of her left just after having marital relations.
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3and for Mexico. Dr. Sreventee signed the letter. This would make it appear as if he was endorsing this deal but not enough to cost him prison time. His dessert fork was bloody and
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7collection. Too many seem lifelike. I could swear that they are moving. I just remember why you can't join our cult. I was married to another like you. He too kept his trophies.
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5a Sinotoroid Svengali who sought out women of power throughout the Multiverses and seduced them. Shark Lady had crossed his desk and he hadn't mated with a primate in aeons. Her hu
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2er gave up the ghost. The police hauled if off to gaol and paid the stage manager a big bounty in big bills. I saw where he hid it. If one more of the actors died I'd filch it and
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4asked Satan. Satan took the drink that was offered and spit it out on the Damned. "I guess we can't." He poured himself a drink and took the chair next to Satan's and said, "Ovens
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5stood up, yawned while scratching himself & seemingly still sleep walked up to the back wall of the apartment & whispering a name, opened a portal in the wall. He put his left arm
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3be served at her cremation to everybody there except Stewart. She explained that she had suspected that the twin that died was really Stewart & that this Stewart was really Vicki.
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5The Venusians, on the other hand, were more circumspect because of their compound eye stalks. They considered everything from multiple angles. That is what made them formidable.
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3was the notorious Petrograd Lothario who'd taken advantage of so many of the women during the Seige of Stalingrad. He knew that winning the Lotto was his past catching up with him.
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3The Curse had been broken and our fortunes were saved by a bunch of meddling kids and their strange dog. We never found the courage to ask them what dark secrets they had but we kn
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5the legs of my chair as he listened to my mother's answering tone. It was The Blue Clyde's Contentedly Numb (Stallion-Muskrat strumming Mix). I was literally in the hot seat by the
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3Y MAN proved too MANLY by running away from his true reasons for breaking the boy's tricycle in half. It was because he didn't know how to do thirds. He could do halves & quarters
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3flabbergasting that was making the rounds around the office. Even as he was flabbergasting, Bread Apple fought his way to the flabbergasting lever, to turn it off. A death ray stru
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2the book gets handed to the Philosopher Cook, he makes a stirring speech about how it takes humanity to redeem humanity for something it doesn't need redeeming for. Then the Dracul
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4wasn't until the next spring that we discovered that one of them was a Queen. We found it out when she did the very thing that makes her a Queen; her first batch hatched, first.
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3It had taken untold eggpower but Chumpty Dumpty would avenge his brother tonight. He had managed to get this Royal catering event and the Stables Contract. Even now, All the King's
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4The night before leaving to her mother's for Thanksgiving, Mr. Slurg was awoken around 3AM by Somebody who said he wasn't the Somebody he definitely was. The Pemberton account had
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5Whats to say? I was homeless. I got offered a job doing medical experiments. It involved zombies. I did some stuff and I am here now and they ain't. That is all I can say about it.