Finished Folds (1961—1980)
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5If he is a cow. Tip 15: When hosting a Black Sabbat, pearls are optional. Tip 16: Don't piss against the wind while feeding your zombie Lemon Starbursts™. Something about the weath
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8You mean Sister Ornelia, The Hoppy Nun? I heard that she went into a bar to confront a priest, a rabbi, & a mullah & hopped out alone. The clerics & 7 others came out in body bags.
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3My sleeping anaconda was dreaming about the wanderings of Wanda of Tonawanga in the Fonda de Belongnese bodega on Wonder Way next to the Wonder Bread Thrift Store. The rain's pitte
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52nd M in Summa Theologica it thought to itself. It knew all along that a potato bug couldn't be the 2nd M in Summa Theologica but to now face death really knowing it was never happ
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1I had to think only of snot but not my own snot but the snot of the snottiest. Sylvester Stallone. Only in this way could I ensure they didn't infest another innocent one. Sly wou
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2adamant that all the proper procedures had been followed. Cadavre #851 should not be alive. He was cremated! He shouldn't even have a body but that is definitely him; the spy that
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8best thing was to make a new friend. Where did one find new friends in this city of the dead? I headed down to the nearest morgue. It was closer than I had thought & I was right.
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3performed street mime together. There most popular bit was the funeral of a sausage king. They also did illustrations. Their work was featured on last month's Illustrated Trashbag.
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4All the dishes on tonight's menu were frankenfoods, even the mahi mahi. Suddenly, Capt. Morgan realized his mistake. He should have started cooking the mahi mahi 3 years ago to hav
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5Dobie looked at Maryanne to see what she thought of Ginger's offer. Maryanne shook her head No. Dobie told Ginger that maybe Zelda and Dusty could use some help on the wagon train.
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5Those were the only choices left to us: travel or eat meat. I could remember the days when we could do both; sometimes even at the same time. The fishmonger had died in the fire bu
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3politically suspect. How were you going to keep yogurt-eating grannies in the yurt once they'd experienced a melted yak butter submersion? You weren't. They started voting for the
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3and another was folding on the MacBook. The third hand was throwing a peace sign at a thankful India. By the time I got to the dfxdfv the dggfvuikki spasms were constant & I was fl
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4the life of Riley. Rodney Rutherford Xavier Riley, if you needs specifics. My great grandfather, actual rubbing nasties great grandfather, had had the first Martian Concession at
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3ave you any idea the amount of effort that went into setting up this job? Why the hell am I asking you mooks? You're mooks, you don't know your elbow from your wife's ass? The boss
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2those words had temporal reverberations that escaped up into her past. Dr. Ckgvjhvgalk knew he had to follow them. He couldn't allow a time travelling Eugenic loose in the past.
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4In 2525 it will be different. All of humanity will be living in one bio-dome city in orbit around Titan. R055 P3R0T was running for Ward 222 Robot and was giving free lube jobs for
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5overthrow the Pook of Tosanga Spaces. The nanobots were to get their instructions from Gandalf but he hadn't been smoking Shire Tobacco but Mordor's Ochre Odour laced with Spider's
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2he didn't need wishes. That one was never granted. That was ok, having Big Dick around more than made up for the inconvenience to his domestic situation. Big Dick made him feel dom
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4the Archangel Gabriel deliver them personally into the hands of Trump. They thought the angel was going to hold them up when he flew them out the window but he always dropped them.