Finished Folds (3401—3420)
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1But one day the ship's Master at Arms and I got into a disagreement and I stuck him for his persiflage towards me. Beyond winning his enmity I overstayed my welcome with the crew.
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8the headhunter's hands were full of heads and the caterer could see he had an itch. The headhunter jumped back away from the caterer, dropped the heads and grabbed his machete to
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4that means in these parts. Not seeing any alternative the opposing captain threw in The Sticky Wicket. Then all pandemonium broke loose. Flames erupted from deep inside the Wicket.
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3Then I remembered that cat this morning. It keeps raising its hands up in the air and nobody knows why. I remembered because now I see a cheetah that does the same & catches birds.
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7bordered by short grass with the occasional tilled, alfalfa or hemp field . Even from here we could see that the lighting bugs had already lit up both the Library and Mrs. Kelly's
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1"A gloopy glug that was great or a great gloopy glug" asked the multiversal investigator. "Please think carefully son because multiversal lives hang in the balance on your answer."
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3But I had not seen him pick up a hole from the ground. The first thing that he had put in my cup was the hole followed by the full contents of the coffee pot. Very hot contents.
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3to thumb her nose at them. She tried to step and thumb at the same time and lost her balance and fell. The Paparazzi who were not even following her were there and caught it all!
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6up a secret backdoor account that he had installed the other day when I threw it at him and told him to "run patches". Once logged in to my computer, he must have put those alien
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2The client turned around and put on his uniform ballcap. It showed the amusement park's logo, of course, but the color and striping communicate a lot of information to those with
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2of self inflicted torture of one's transcendent nature that these creatures, these songs, were being held in captivity, bound to the growing, sowing, and unknowing. Blind in all 3
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3Which should give me just enough strength to close this story as long as no new story was added in the last 70 characters that were left. Susie didn't show up in that time so: fin.
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0fingers where they lay on the floor besides the bloody razor, Rip, made it to the door just it burst open admitting Big Claw Petrov and Smiley Curruthers each carrying beaverpelts
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2microdollops but undermining the under the sink communities's foundations. For their safety, we had to relocate the whole city to the dumpster out behind the crime scene.
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2roulette table the company set up in the Sewage Plant parking lot on the Ammunition Plant side near the glowing orange river but 500 feet from the nearest "family" area. To comply.
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2Then I was kidnapped, misplaced, revived, then roofied but only for a cat commercial, luckily, then I was stunned again, kidnapped again because they remembered where they left me.
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2time to get rough. rough with the Truth. Straighten it out, The Truth. Make the Truth your bitch. NOW YOU'RE GETTING TOUGH! WHAM TRUTH YOU GOT SERVED. So now your Truth is TRUTH.
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3mmmmm, said Billy Clover all night long except during the space pirate plank to plank game of Chicken in an erratic orbit over Tlon IV: The Race when even I almost lost my breath.
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3Which would not have happened if somebody had just fed them something. A mouse each would have sufficed long enough to hood them. They know the drill: we wish they didn't but it is
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1Class but still worked and worth a pretty penny. I did not know how to use it but that was what Lougle was for. I lougled the company name, Pernicious Knids, & Thought Gun resulted