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Slus sported a hive-shaped bonnet. A trendsetter

  • Slus sported a hive-shaped bonnet. A trendsetter at heart, Slus strutted down the railroad tracks, gathering the attention of Philip Treacy, newly-hoboed milliner.

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  • "You're the result of pulling out too late" Philip shouted at Slus. Slus could tell his father had been drinking. Not by the insults, those were normal. The entourage tipped him

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  • in nickels which made his pockets bulge with metal. Slus hobbled up to his drunk father, he said, "You're a lousy golfer." His father Philip punched him in the thigh and busted

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  • his five-iron over his son's head. "Son, I'll have ye know I once shot three holes in one! That's one swing, three holes! Try ta beat THAT!" Then he turned around and fell into

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  • a vat of black treacle as sticky as a sticky stick stuck to a stoat. His son reached in to try & pull him out but the treacle sucked and swallowed both with a great gloopy glug.

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  • "A gloopy glug that was great or a great gloopy glug" asked the multiversal investigator. "Please think carefully son because multiversal lives hang in the balance on your answer."

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  • This investor was a crook, I was convinced. He couldn't spell potato properly. He was dyslexic.I had to correct his spelling errors before they were published in the newspaper.

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  • I threw myself into editing his spelling errors but soon discovered the investor's dyslexia was contagious dan ti becmea imposisbel to

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  • writ aneting corectlee. I dont kno wy tis happen, butt I can fx it. I right clicked and now my errors were fixed. I immediately

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  • killed my dumb dad

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