Finished Folds (481—500)
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1But when hit number one on the Invisible Songs list, Havran's secret clause in the I-tunes settlement kicked in and all the profits reverted to Havran, not to I-tunes.
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1ever and thus outlive the corrosive aspects of his worthless degree in toothpick whispering. Mr. Buttle however eventually was buried with that tattoo of Arnie Schwartz the toothpi
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6nipples but with the hilt instead of the blade. The momentum was enough to cause a cardiac infraction that coupled with a previous bout of achey breaky, rendered Joe into an Iowan.
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8really, nobody likes people like you who don’t generate ad income for anybody. You don’t Gram, tweet, Tumblr, or Grinder. You use a text only browser which doesn’t support flash.
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1some rough horse hides out behind the latrines. The smell of hides, shit & piss, and rain suddenly fell away as overall there hung a sharp stench of corruption and tomato kechup.
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1The Road is everywhere. Wherever you, the reader, are at this moment, there is a road, maybe several, nearby. Your whole life is on a road going somewhere & there might be no comin
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1spectacle that was my ruin, my Waterloo. It happened to actually be Waterloo but in Iowa. At the truckstop, the Flying J. In the parking lot with a lot lizard & her friend, nee, pi
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1"Have a seizure! Have a seizure! Have a seizure!," he kept repeating at the wolf pack but they couldn't buck the pack. None of them. With no seizures to show the sheep junta, she
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1Veggie sniffing was a dying art and how great is that? Jamie never saw the point. Not even when I drove it through his eye. "I know it is a voodoo that you do too." Respiquieu took
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4He was taken aback by Jess's question. Had they strayed from the topic of Semantics? "Can you not see me clearly in front of you? Do you see my mouth in my anus? I don't think so."
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8At some point I looked up & everybody had gone off to the Christmas Mass leaving me behind in my new comfy underwear & all the mess from the gift openings. It was sucking big time.
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3I hadn't wanted to be a physical education teacher. I was trying to get on teaching Physics at NameAState University but then Sister Mary Elizabeth got pregnant & I had to take the
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5In the dream Fluffy was right. The scent did lead her to food. Fluffy sensed it was a trap. Who would leave out a fresh tin of Meow Mix in the middle of a magic circle & arcane sym
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3The police officer explained. "Since he's dead, that means the restraining order is no longer active. We can't do anything to him, he's already dead. If he comes back tomorrow call
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2bag of tricks to pull out a random flechette I found floating in the flotsam I had in there. It seemed to match my mood and I proceeded from there. I guess they saw it as a threat.
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1Before long they lost track of how deep into the night they were. They looked around for any landmarks but all they could see was the night. The team synchronize their panic & swam
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1Barry refused to let the sirens keep him from making this putt. Suddenly, the boat listed hard to port and he missed the putt. Barry reasoned the sirens & the hard listing were rel
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2This was because the cortex pyramids were well beyond any manageable human scale. Each boulder on the bottom layer was an 11/32nths of a mile solid stone cube. As a 5,834,794 year
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3pallbearers even none of them knew what that meant. Dan's body was going to be thrown into the sea by his old shipmates on the Flying Dutchman. They, as pallbearers, would travel
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4Just in case of disaster, Tom Foolery kept a jar of pennies by the chamber pot. Some argued this was flirting with disaster. Tom Foolery said they were just friends. Tom saw her as