Finished Folds (501—520)
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3through and I disappeared into the night. I ditched the axe in the woods and went home. The next morning there was a story on the news about an axe being found near a decapitated
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1Marvin the Martian's K-9 unit was spying on him, Elmer Fudd, and Wile. E. Coyote on behalf of Bugs Bunny, The Roadrunner (Meep Meep), and Daffy Duck. K-9 sided with the animals.
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5kept his tiny realm a going concern until the Big Curd Revolution put his head on a fondue fork &converted his cheeses into processed cheese emulate. It was much cheaper that way.
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5examined his friends colons while they slept so as to not embarrass them. The government here took a dim view of that practice. I was emigrating to Russia to find new friends. Wish
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3took the blanket off a freezing homeless man. "I'm saving you from those last 20 agonizing minutes." The homeless man still wanted those 20 minutes of life but didn't have the stre
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3him and explain why she needed to take her love to town every night, maybe he would understand. So she cooked him his favorite ramen noodles and served them on his favorite plate.
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2Today's technical details seemed to call for one of the crewmembers going postal & taking hostages on the wrong set. The SWAT actors got mixed up with the real SWAT team & got shot
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4I took home my new IKEA black velvet sofa and put it in the corner of my Spartan office. It fit in nicely between the door and the wall with just enough room for a desk & cameras.
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5When the Fridge threw Karen's foot long hot schlong at Det. Manatee he advised him that was not very friendly of him but knowing what a bitch Karen was, he understood. They stopped
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4Falling asleep while cooking noodles was a real treasure. The trick was to wake up before the noodles burned or, worse, the shack. If done right, you would emerge from a dream into
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4the old Mary would never had cottoned too had she heard it as describing herself. It was a testament to the beatniks that they had completely transformed Mary. Mary's pom poms took
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6You maintain cohesion by spreading both your body & your mind in infinite directions & frequencies within the limits of your being squashed between 2 sheets of steel. You breathe
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4playing cartoon background incidental music and sound effects. We recognized the Shrew's theme as well as the Maestro's theme in counterpoint. The director is the outside world who
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4keep his whale in the universe next door. That was the only way his mother would let him keep it. The whale said it didn't mind after seeing the ocean over on the other side. Nice!
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4But instead of lifting my spirits, which it couldn't have done anyway, since I was dead; it made me pathetic because now I had to explain to my triplet bother, Fousco, the infield
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4He slammed it hard. It was loud. I thought maybe over how loud he'd slammed the door that maybe he hadn't heard my asking him why. So I rang the door bell again. I heard the cock
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3but she tried to do it anyway. What could she say in 17 syllables that was vulgar & offensive? 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC came to mind but didn't feel right somehow.
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0it wasn't me, again. I knew as I made my way into the night with Lemmy, that I was pressing my luck with all this late night gallivanting after trim & booze. And the leather! Oi!
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1ended up in the slammer in the ass of the Crammer, his cellmate. Magilla Gorilla might have been from Manila but in the joint, he was a mean ass silverback motherfucker! Just ask
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4Elbow taps for air traveling women. It should be a thing that gets killed by fire. Otherwise, why bother? It has already been promised that there will be no more flooding of the wo