Finished Folds (581—600)
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1want to leave like that," she said as she slid her tennis shoes off. Her friend watched her taking her shoes off and glanced at the bedroom. She called the Front Desk to extend her
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3slow motion. His pecks under his Kevlar vest are taut and yet still jimmied. I was starting to think this relaunch of S.W.A.T. was taking a deep dive into the Baywatch playbook. AJ
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1he had ever seen this side of the outhouse walked up to him and said, "Meow mothershtupper, meow!" He dropped the fishing gear and ran back into the water. He realized his mistake
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1He didn't get time to ascertain if it was end before he was already inside it. It got tight in there right away. He could feel something in his end that told him that it was his. A
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2who had been overcome by the fumes of the sriracha sauce. Rex just wanted to get home to go walkies and he wasn't about to let a narcoleptic Subway delivery guy stop him. BarkWoof.
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4chamber pot to ruminate over the matter. He ruminated himself into a blockage of the yellow humors. It happened so fast that he was not able to rise from the pot and it was stuck
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3exactly what she had expected to see; which was a elderly man from Akron Ohio with pasty white legs in very tight short shorts & a "I'm Stupid with" an arrow pointing to the left
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2The others were happy they had been there. Otto the Elephant said that he and his son would never forget their generosity. He might have been sincere & believed it would be so, but
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3He finished his noodles. He washed it down with some cranberry juice. Then he cleaned the kitchen and washed the dishes. All while naked & with 2 unconscious agents at his feet.
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2though most likely true would never see any action by the people who were in the position to do anything about it. How low haven't they gone? Tell me that and I can bring down the
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7spleen but I wriggled it for all I was worth alive. It worked and my almost flatline showed brain activity and I heard Helen gasp and I was back on my horse in front of Carcosonne.
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0have to fend for themselves on the Left Bank. That was fine with the Polar Bears. They were surrounded by all that French talent. They were fine. Pierre & his personal trainer got
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4oom wearing only her Emperors Birthday suit. He really wish she hadn't. Suddenly his prick's mind took over & he forgot that she was his boss, that he detested her, & the promotion
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7I let the blood pool and then I guide my third eye to "walk" across the lily pads. Once I get to the other side of my mind I gather a bunch of the blood splattered lily pads & lash
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6The way he said brother clicked with the man. He was used to being called Brother but this applicant had said brother. Could it be? Was it even possible? He had sowed a lot of oats
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1hold on to something, anything, because it looked like this was going to be a doozy. It must've been the right thing to do because when I opened my eyes none of that had happened.
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1Feigning mortification to find out that they're just a bag of walking and talking meat. The cats know it. We know it and, sadly, they know it. Which wine would they pair best with?
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2They still didn't understand. I pointed out that eventually I was going to be guiding every one of them to their final destination. I demonstrated by touching Healy's head. "Oops."
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2with his headphones still on Karen started yelling at him about something. He couldn't hear her. He thought about removing them but didn't think he was going to like whatever she w
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0and off I went a caterwauling about their family history of raping each other and the livestock and, here's the kicker, as they were all gingers, selling their souls to the Devil.