Finished Folds (601—620)
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5My followup email did get edited to be used by Strongbad to make fun of on his "show". The Cheat even torched a picture of me that they got somehow. I felt the heat. I went back to
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3Australian Hell, on the other hand, is a party. They are already used to everything around them trying to kill them. Hell is just a warm bath before another night of drinking and
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2how many droids an Andorian dollop could buy until you rode the pony home, as they say. And that was just it! James couldn't ride that pony if she'd been kidnapped by space aliens.
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2Larry called the maître d' over to ask about the Naugahyde seat covers at his table. This was a coded attempt to have himself pulled in from the cold. The maître d' missed the code
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5the orangutan who stood thoughtfully chewing a banana next to us. His name tag read Bonkers. On a lark I asked him, "What are you thinking about Bonkers?" "Professor Bonkers," he
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2their sister Shalimar to the headsman's justice for being a strumpet of the worse kind." He looked at Millicent Chalmers and then back at the seeds. "Maybe I'll ask down the road."
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3and I'm pretty sure MJ doesn't want to be a step-mom to 600 baby spiders," Spiderman said, his voice breaking. The spider momma looked at him askance. "You should've thought about
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2but I'm sure it would involve a lot of blood and bile. He has a special expertise with the gall bladder." Jerry didn't want to hear that. He grabbed her & spun her around. The gun
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4Come to think of it, Florian has been overly interested in making sure I was drinking champagne. Now I had spilt it and he was watching me in consternation. I felt woozy. B I N G O
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3who only mostly didn't like him as Mayor. She still loved him as her son, of course. Most of the time. Well, not much lately. Even before he was Mayor he rarely called or visited.
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4staring. Then I noticed that nobody else was reflected behind her. That is when I realized it wasn't a mirror but a window. I also recognized the face as that of the woman who was
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2Whatever twas, I liked it enough to put off doing the dishes again. That wasn't hard to do. Exotic lifeforms that formed on week old food encrusted plates deserved a chance at Life
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4sex cult that included dust and the sacred nibbling of dog's butts. I was ostracized immediately. Phase one complete. I then rented an abandoned Walmart for our cult services. I or
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5The other me had the same idea. The other me told me there was another me in another universe that the other me saw from time to time and that me and the other me should go see the
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4I thought about it again today. I tell myself it is always there. I don't need to entertain it. Like I have anything to entertain it. Here, have this ball of angst.
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4their own mimetic exercise in being autological vis a vis turpitude among the Silent Brethren. How else to explain their goosestepping to and fro like they were loose schlepping to
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2The squirming stopped eventually, long after my legs had given out and the streets had run out. They must have shot me up with something. I was in a cage again. I wasn't the first.
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3to finally really understanding the feel of a Tuesday. Painting a watercolor didn’t seem like a Thursday type of thing, to him. His set up his easel & put on some Moody Blues. Zone
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6Amy yelled at me about it & I, somehow, didn't bring up the baby again. So, as far as I ever knew, the baby was still down there when I left," Wilhelm screamed at his tormentors.
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3met the rat of her dreams. Where others saw only his festering radioactive furless body as proof that the nuclear power plant was leaking, she saw his inner beauty, literally throu