Finished Folds (641—660)
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3Campy Hipster Camp for the young idle rich, mostly nobility. Which only left the Royal Garage for Prince Lout. That was cool with Lout. Let his sisters have their islands. He had a
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3a better me crawling out. The new me was smiling & offered to let me slide across him since the tunnel was barely wide enough even for that. I crawled over the new me. New Me expla
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4"Gosh Mom, it is only 1 whisker, not a beard," whined my daughter while my son went to look for his best dress. I knew already which one he would pick. My daughter, nonetheless, sh
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3rented a houseboat beside the lake of fire and I waited another eternity or two. (One eternity looks pretty much like every other eternity, or so it seems to me.) When the Infernal
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3I suppose it's like living anywhere else except it's an abandoned mall. Our bedroom is on the 2nd floor of the old Sears. The bathroom is on the 1st floor next by the Food Court."
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6"Sure, I can help you with that," Siri said, "your father is currently down in the Red Keep in Dungeon #34. I am afraid that dungeon does not have assigned stocks so I'm not sure
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2Nautilus collecting a sizeable force of mermen on the way. Squidman had thought these kinds of days were over for him since retiring. As they neared it, Nemo's haunting music moved
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3Chantilly lace target in mauve & lavender over his heart. Brockengespenst, at Criss Angel's request, wore a single petunia over his heart. They took their positions at the points.
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6I underestimated their resolve. They were willing to face the fumes I was putting out. They could not let us escape. Through the sulphurous shroud I heard the doors being barred.
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1I jettisoned the idea that I was the fabric of existence but I couldn't do the same with the idea that I had an I. I saw it as subjectivity on steroids. When the Singularity got in
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4So was the cloud of flatulence. Real fans knew not to stand too close to him. He used the cloud to put the other competitors off their game. Posing next to him was tough.
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4Then the President of the United States had a meltdown on live television and people were so busy laughing and crying that they forgot this spoiled rich kid's blackout again. Just
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3Office Smiley Face. "Thank you for noticing," he said as he checked his own breath by cupping his hand before his face, "I'm glad I went with Donkey. I almost chose Gila Monster.
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6but stay home and fold stories on FOLDINGSTORY, you must be very cool. I skipped school, I'm folding stories. I must be cool.
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2a cat in among the tulips. A hungry cat who would eat a Bruno just as fast as he would eat a parakeet. Even better when the parakeet was a Bruno, like this time. Goodbye Bruno.
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3Man in White regales me and the crowd with his story of cruel shoes & Nathan's "special purpose". Unknown to me, outside in the dusty street, an irate Ashkenazi was calling me out.
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2remind him of someone but he had no idea who. She might've been somebody famous but he didn't think so. Why would she be working in a psych ward? Then he remember he was a lunatic.
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4I’ll say it again. Yes. I was listening to funk flavored pop frizzle acids across the top of my mind field.
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5could do without that. Companionship is highly overrated, Marv thought as he went about defrosting his illegally re-frozen sea bass. He added the cookbooks to the fire. Were the fi
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4By the time George & the whole kitchen staff got through 13 rounds of "Roll Roll Roll Your Dough" the sun was rising again and all the baking was done but the wedding cakes. George