Finished Folds (621—640)
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3asked him if he had to chose giving up one of the two, which one would he keep? He said the weed cake because when he gave up the smirk, the smirk was still there. We shied away.
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1that dark was light, evil was good, & mint flavored hemorrhoid cream was the next Sin de Jour. Those days were a limbo of Time in Hiding lest the sons of men fall under the shadow.
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1named LaWanda Dolittleorless which was home to a pair of stupid fish named Laverne & Squiggy. John Cleese took the fishbowl to the top of the the Piccadilly Circus and yelled down
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1"Yeah, me too. I never would have thought I would like putting people on fire but I really do. At first I was conflicted because that seemed so mean, to just think it & floosh they
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8"Or maybe, a boat." said Grandma turning on all the stove burners to heat the house. Even with that, our breaths were coming out as clouds and Florida seems so far away, but close.
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2but with a tamped block of C4 it was doable. Blowing up The Bimbo, on the other hand, was going to be a challenge. Bimbo or not, that bitch knew from which direction the bullets we
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1The truth was that Colonel Rumcheeks had seen it all already. Nothing could impress him after having seen the End of It All. A "You... betcha" from him was merely a throat clearing
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3I sometimes wonder if I am eating a banana too loudly. Or maybe I’m swallowing water wrongly. Behavior that is far from the norm. Then I remember the norm is what none of us is.
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1Once activated by psychotronic means the brains will establish itself as the top priority & will suck up all the energy it can. Initially that will come from the brain's host, you.
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4Yet, even Uninterested, it still remembered there'd been something. At first it wasn't interested but when a wonder entered, interest started to build. Eventually, enough interest
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1into the bear sized cannon and lit the fuse. The cannon expelled the bear across the Big Top towards a pool of water that was standing by, when one of the unfastened trapeze wires
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3something lurking behind all the fast food containers piling up there. Every once in a while he would almost be distracted from watching his one porno by something speaking from th
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4took notice. One of the WoWers' wows matched the last unspoken syllable of the detonation signal to the Master-Reset Button. It was heard across time & space 17 universes over next
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4Since the only left was sex, the Founding Fathers didn't see a need for a Bill of Lefts. Sex as the only left was like forgetting the sea when designing a Man-of-War. Twas assumed.
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3to himself as the Sun picked up her skirts and ran behind the horizon. The sudden darkness spooked a herd of sheeple who then ran to the polls and voted for mass suicide. A smug
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3The Old Man of the Mountain had promised her a paradise and a paradise she shall get. He instructed how to make The Philosopher’s Stone in the Sang Graal with the cocaine & hash on
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3rubber ducky. I looked down on my plate instead of a steak there was the remains of my childhood rubber ducky. I spit out the piece of vinyl or whatever rubber duckies are made of.
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4That guy is gone now. We are his wake. He always leaves us behind to do the hard work. The plodding and trudging, that is our plate. Still, we're standing at least. Some can't do
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2When he showed up at the board meeting in the morning with his new clown face, he was laughed out to the meeting and escorted off the premises by security. The Juggalos didn't want
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2churn the butter soon. Sure enough, as soon as we got to the green commons I was called on to turn the crank of their metal & wood contraption that among other things churned the b