Finished Folds (121—140)
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5would be less than guano. I asked my girlfriend to be the bait in my trap. "I already know you're not a master baiter but I'll do it." The zombie pigeons followed her into a cage.
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2me …" Suddenly ghosts were flying in from everywhere to see if I had mistakenly invoked the ghost of Michael Jackson. The ghost before me though was trying to escape. Vankman flank
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1how he treated his violiner's chin. I guess we never will now that he has gone off with British Oil to help rape … I mean develop, yes, develop the oilfields of Borneo. Headhunters
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2"I will address that last one first," said the Governor. Secretary Devos has arranged a multi-billion dollar deal with Secretary Perdue so provide zombie snacks for every school.
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2He tried song & dance but he found he just didn't have jazz paws. He tried oration. He recited a bit of Seneca, a bit of Cicero. They only heard barking. Another scolding. He tried
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2a bottle of pee with a rainbow swastika astride a fish with feet waving one had to thank Indiana Evans. My "Portraits in Gullibility" was ignored in favor of the topical pee jar.
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2-d serpent at the guards. "Don't be a loon, duck. Find a blind before your goose is cooked," one of the guards quacked at him before diving into the duck pond before the torquacko
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2Honorific, I for one won't. I can't believe that a Children's book author created me anymore than I can believe a pig can make cute boondoggles. Dr. Suess is not my creator." Belle
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35 playing in the background. Joe remembered Sarge had offered him VO5 tickets the day before. Joe keyed the mike. "Would you like to go to a concert after the genocide," he asked.
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3They didn't buy that the cake was a lie to begin with. The cake is always a lie. Even when it isn't a lie, it is. Cake itself is not a celebration. My burning pants weren't doing
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5It would serve her right if this magazine salesman deflowered me here and now and sold me 4 subscriptions to Time Magazine. I can't believe she'd me leave vulnerable like this. How
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2"Oh no Maam. You go ahead & be cute. You've intrigued me Lady. Lets see you turn on the Cute. Because I think you're trying to blow smoke up my keister! Be cute, NOW. Pout & bat."
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5did get around to that game of water polo Marco had promised Marcia. Marco did go to China & brought back noodles. Marcia only tipped him a peek at her ankle. Marco says Mongolian
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3After 20 minutes the the Doomsday Backup Generator kicked in. I guess the DoD forgot to defuse it when they sold the facility to SkyNet. My desktop revolved down & was replaced by
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1I had sense enough to not mess with any witch that they wouldn't take in the old witch home. I also wasn't about to give up a prime squatter's opportunity. I decided to harvest eye
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1sticking around for her to raise their kids. Margaret knew gravity was a sore point with Bob but it was what it was. She needed to restart a life for herself. Bob was a distraction
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4The trick for his alter ego was to find a body to bury alive that wasn't already dying too much. The real points came from how many years you cut a life short. The Dead Book value.
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2and she started thinking less obtusely. That is until she reached into her pocket protector and found a folded sheet of graph paper. Deterministic Roberts must have put it there.
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4At a certain point the other universes started to notice how much it was expanding. They felt crowded in.The universe shrugged the ugly looks off & swallowed another black hole. I
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3Overnight the 3rd stimulus bill mysteriously had a line added that added that cashing ANY stimulus check was an indication that you were agreeing to be a vassal farmer if called up