Finished Folds (101—120)
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2sure you'll find me an adequate sexual partner if you'll have me." "You do realize I'm your cousin, don't you? What you are proposing is a no starter. It will never happen, again."
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3the life of a senator's wife. She stood beside him as he regurgitated the party line. She saw his clenched jaw as he said it. She suffered with him. May was before March again.
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1often lead to a person's ruin. Going from The Drake to some fleabag efficiency next to the L can happen in an Old York minute. Fame, nobody ever said, is the price of being popular
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1said, "Give up the Ghost buster house or ELSE." Being cornered by the fashion police is no walk on a runway. We had to give up someone or something. "We give up ELSE." The baton
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1Peter Plum Purple II sat in his plush purple chair perusing the purple production plant plans they planned on paving properly soon. He sipped his white grape juice. "I might buy a
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3and there she was up on stage with her flickering orange pasties messing up the message they were supposed to be spelling out. Instead of whatever, it read Fuc(orange flickering) y
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25 minutes." The squirrels watched in amazement as Father Cheese dunked the rats by their tails in the communion fondue. Each one by one. The other squirrels looked at me like I was
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3By the time I finished fixing my turn signal the afternoon lull was over and the A41 was bumper-to-bumper traffic even across the Bay Bridge. So they couldn't rotate the road for a
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5would be less than guano. I asked my girlfriend to be the bait in my trap. "I already know you're not a master baiter but I'll do it." The zombie pigeons followed her into a cage.
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1me …" Suddenly ghosts were flying in from everywhere to see if I had mistakenly invoked the ghost of Michael Jackson. The ghost before me though was trying to escape. Vankman flank
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1how he treated his violiner's chin. I guess we never will now that he has gone off with British Oil to help rape … I mean develop, yes, develop the oilfields of Borneo. Headhunters
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2"I will address that last one first," said the Governor. Secretary Devos has arranged a multi-billion dollar deal with Secretary Perdue so provide zombie snacks for every school.
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2He tried song & dance but he found he just didn't have jazz paws. He tried oration. He recited a bit of Seneca, a bit of Cicero. They only heard barking. Another scolding. He tried
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2a bottle of pee with a rainbow swastika astride a fish with feet waving one had to thank Indiana Evans. My "Portraits in Gullibility" was ignored in favor of the topical pee jar.
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2-d serpent at the guards. "Don't be a loon, duck. Find a blind before your goose is cooked," one of the guards quacked at him before diving into the duck pond before the torquacko
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2Honorific, I for one won't. I can't believe that a Children's book author created me anymore than I can believe a pig can make cute boondoggles. Dr. Suess is not my creator." Belle
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35 playing in the background. Joe remembered Sarge had offered him VO5 tickets the day before. Joe keyed the mike. "Would you like to go to a concert after the genocide," he asked.
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3They didn't buy that the cake was a lie to begin with. The cake is always a lie. Even when it isn't a lie, it is. Cake itself is not a celebration. My burning pants weren't doing
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5It would serve her right if this magazine salesman deflowered me here and now and sold me 4 subscriptions to Time Magazine. I can't believe she'd me leave vulnerable like this. How
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2"Oh no Maam. You go ahead & be cute. You've intrigued me Lady. Lets see you turn on the Cute. Because I think you're trying to blow smoke up my keister! Be cute, NOW. Pout & bat."