Finished Folds (101—120)
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1cultural anthropologists if he bit you. So don't pretend that you've mastered Margaret Mead's magnum opus if you can't even say the name." Magnum looked like he wanted to repay me
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2out and went to bash Dasher with it. Comet flew over the police car and kicked the club from the policeman's hand before he could bash Dasher. Blitzen was still blitzed under the
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2of my bed like my contraband Labrador. Come to think of it. I don't know where my wallet sleeps. Irregardless, I'm still trying to give you bad advice. Irregular abrasions wouldn't
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1looking overattentatively at the clerk. "You make them yourself. I wanted you to stop putting your lips on the spigot trying to milk the Slurpee machine. I have to clean that." Gel
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2that we're to believe one of their baristas collected in their travels. In the corner behind the counter there was a rainstick that looked like it had been grown on that spot. Then
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4Completely missing the fact that the Nexium had been playing the Rosalind Russel role. Still the criticism was repeated over and over and made the Nexium upset. In Capt. Bloodstain
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1-ng was his rims digging into the asphalt while the remnants of his tires burned in the trail of fuel that the car was spilling. Too late Booboo realized his mistake. The explosion
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4can travel shod." The way Monkey said it made it sound like a judgement. The Snake looked at the Mongoose & Tiger with a look that asked if they were seeing the same thing. A nod &
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2that a bottle of Chateau d' If 1636, Dante et fili, Vintners in your hand," the automaton asked Monty. Monty was puzzled at first then remembered his "cudgel" was a bottle of wine.
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1the man of my dreams. That made Dr. Feeling Stan the complication that brought me to my dreamboat. I had thought Norman Irving had depicted the wrong sin about me. The bodyguards
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1polish my Bishop for me? She looked at me like that was my job. She reached around in the lockers and found me some ankle weights. "You look good eating a banana," she said smiling
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3I knew what Paul meant. The Show must go on. This was where being a dancer and being a professional made the choice harder. Nobody had noticed his third hand until tonight. Maybe a
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1my Johnson bar, she rammed it forward activating the emergency brakes and sending us off into a jackknife. I punched the bitch out of the way and took the wheel. The rear tank tire
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2then when I tried to stop laughing I couldn't. My sides were starting to hurt from all of the laughter. My knees were bruised from all the knee slapping. I was hyperventilating.
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2taste like. The whole concept of something supposed to taste a certain way was alien to the aliens. Still, the rhubarb pie did not taste unreasonable to them. They ordered 12 pies.
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4fork where the runoff joined the River of Forgetfulness. I kept my makeshift raft to the right into the calmer waters of the Finger of Despair. I tried in vain to reach the shore.
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3man/slug chimera were developing. Excited, he made wrote down notes to consider, then he'd look in the microscope again. There! The animalwhatits had grown another new arm! Moreau
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1Then one of the stacks fell over when a bunch of anarchist bibliophiles decided to co-opt our Revolution for Library Data & set the books free. Free love. Free books. Free book lov
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2like anything "A" says, it sounded like "aaaaaa". Somebody in the circle-jerk decided they needed water. The whole circle-jerk moved with him. It rotated around to position him by
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3ejaculation they were depicting while frozen. Instead of a wet spot our sheets had a hot spot that you didn't need a UV light to see. The situation called for some wah wah guitar.