Finished Folds (101—120)
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1my Johnson bar, she rammed it forward activating the emergency brakes and sending us off into a jackknife. I punched the bitch out of the way and took the wheel. The rear tank tire
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2then when I tried to stop laughing I couldn't. My sides were starting to hurt from all of the laughter. My knees were bruised from all the knee slapping. I was hyperventilating.
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2taste like. The whole concept of something supposed to taste a certain way was alien to the aliens. Still, the rhubarb pie did not taste unreasonable to them. They ordered 12 pies.
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4fork where the runoff joined the River of Forgetfulness. I kept my makeshift raft to the right into the calmer waters of the Finger of Despair. I tried in vain to reach the shore.
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3man/slug chimera were developing. Excited, he made wrote down notes to consider, then he'd look in the microscope again. There! The animalwhatits had grown another new arm! Moreau
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1Then one of the stacks fell over when a bunch of anarchist bibliophiles decided to co-opt our Revolution for Library Data & set the books free. Free love. Free books. Free book lov
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2like anything "A" says, it sounded like "aaaaaa". Somebody in the circle-jerk decided they needed water. The whole circle-jerk moved with him. It rotated around to position him by
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3ejaculation they were depicting while frozen. Instead of a wet spot our sheets had a hot spot that you didn't need a UV light to see. The situation called for some wah wah guitar.
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3marooned on that asteroid together. Those were some close quarters. We were there 3 years. We had needs. I guess we still have needs. But his needs defied Time & Space. I had come
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3trance but the dervishes didn't clear Customs. Instead Jerry Mahone & Kukla threw an impromptu rendition of Brian's Song from stray Punch & Judy parts to distract the police. Ollie
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4It had been a while since we had last seen Bambi. Seems she had another whack job wrapped around her finger equivalent appendage. Bambi's involvement changed things. Her doe eyes
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3but cursed with fine taste. Their new pond was regular pond water which they considered plebeian and uncouth. So thirsty they remained. Mr. Frog joined the millions filing for
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2sure you'll find me an adequate sexual partner if you'll have me." "You do realize I'm your cousin, don't you? What you are proposing is a no starter. It will never happen, again."
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3the life of a senator's wife. She stood beside him as he regurgitated the party line. She saw his clenched jaw as he said it. She suffered with him. May was before March again.
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1often lead to a person's ruin. Going from The Drake to some fleabag efficiency next to the L can happen in an Old York minute. Fame, nobody ever said, is the price of being popular
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1said, "Give up the Ghost buster house or ELSE." Being cornered by the fashion police is no walk on a runway. We had to give up someone or something. "We give up ELSE." The baton
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1Peter Plum Purple II sat in his plush purple chair perusing the purple production plant plans they planned on paving properly soon. He sipped his white grape juice. "I might buy a
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3and there she was up on stage with her flickering orange pasties messing up the message they were supposed to be spelling out. Instead of whatever, it read Fuc(orange flickering) y
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25 minutes." The squirrels watched in amazement as Father Cheese dunked the rats by their tails in the communion fondue. Each one by one. The other squirrels looked at me like I was
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3By the time I finished fixing my turn signal the afternoon lull was over and the A41 was bumper-to-bumper traffic even across the Bay Bridge. So they couldn't rotate the road for a