Finished Folds (1881—1900)
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4"The One and Only, I hope. There is still a doubt but yes, Detective Hugh Manatee at your service", he said as he flung his flipper forward for a shake. The legless creature was ar
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2my brain became pregnant with it's nun gown and alfalfa obsession. We tried counting the eyes but they kept changing places that we couldn't tell if it had 2 or 292 million.
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5A Squeal Pigeon from Sing Sing dropped a dime to call K9 Unit. "A little birdy told me you ain't nothing but a hound dog. The Birddog you should've been bird dogging flew the coop.
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5The boom on the Martian caused him to raise his arms to push it away. Acting quickly the tied up twins at his feet both kicked him in a pit. He went down, dead. Invasion over.
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4supposed to do in return." The choirs of angels all went quiet at the Lord's question. For surely the Lord, who is omniscient, must know what was promised! But He didn't.
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6Right now I am hearing their dreams. I don't know how... I guess it is like a podcast but not really. Way beyond VR. Anyway, this guy, he's from Ohio but dreaming about Berlin in
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4After all of this time it is sad to think that to them at the time all of that was of the utmost importance. Meanwhile the planet was falling apart all around them.
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2The lunchroom was full of pissants that hated me. They objected to my warming my lunch, usually sardines, in the microwave oven. The found fault with the fact that i urinated where
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0young woodpeckers were dressed just like Eggman &, along with him, were all sitting along 3 sides of the kitchen table. I was standing in the 4th. They were all looking at me & I d
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1She said she had seen many an insect lose their marbles but this boy was her first human to do so and he lost those before he and she ever crossed paths. The venom did have the dra
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4As soon as he got off the elevator on the 37th floor the receptionist, Charice, told him that Mr. Penske wanted to smell him in his office. Like Now. So Agent Frank, grabbed the cu
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5lie on this pyre as we light the sacred fire below you." Master Shroombate got nervous. He looked around at the circle of Neptunians. "Is that safe? It doesn't sound safe at all."
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6service hatch of a Sopwith Camel, across the floor and up into the pilot's seat. That is how Mr. Pincher found himself piloting a Sopwith Camel over the fields of Epernay in WW1.
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4they knew better what position to take when getting a proper flogging. "Yeah, we'll see how that works out for you", said Goofy when he let them tie themselves up for the flogging.
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3But when the toast popped out of the top of his mom's head he started to think he hadn't awoken from the virtual reality dream after all. He went to the virtual gun case he kept un
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0the sky refused to carry the message. They stared at each other, the misogynist & the sky. The sky won that one & the misogynist went inside & muttered about the sky being a girl.
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2Nor will the truth. Remember what you did the last time you were on their side of the table. On the other hand, having General Custer on your side doesn't have to be a bad thing.
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4now I would do the hurting. But my dying didn't stop my hurting & their's only added to mine until I hated them for making me do that to them then I'd realize the vicious cycle I'd
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0the universe thought it knew better when i should get the big sleep. I didn't bang my head on the wall when I wasn't banging my head on the wall & I wasn't going to bang it over th
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5large portion of his face was suddenly introduced to the business end of a battleaxe in the hands of a seasoned, intact, veteran of so many battles who knew his way around an axe.