Finished Folds (1901—1920)
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5floodgates we could have washed away all this nastiness without the whole world knowing how nasty we could get, except for this time, when we really needed to be nasty but weren't.
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2Mrs. Robinson then entered the lab & hugged him. Will, from his cage, groaned some incoherent semi-utterance. Dr. Smith guessed what it was, smiled, & slapped Will's mother's butt.
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2An ugly pink color that would one day write Folds on FoldingStory.com
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2The song told of a soul that left behind the lonely life.
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6jettison all the commas in our vocabulary. They didn't belong in there but that is where we had been keeping them. That made it easier for us when we decided to jettison them.
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3we could only claim frito pies and chop suey and frito pies weren't exactly "ours". This came as a surprise to onlooker Rutherford Smedgens, a scrivener at the Charterhouse.
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7Everybody that ate from that chili recipe caught it and didn't quite die but close enough to be ruled legally dead. They soon started to gather at major crossroads around the city.
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3The stage mother, having sussed it out, claimed that they had been eaten by Ringo impersonators. She strongly suggested the police look into Rich Little's sordid life. She claimed
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2Since Santa didn't actually pay them for their labor, they never had any money. So most of Santa's Elves also did sex work to make ends meet. Tonight, at least, Santa was glad they
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1after wave of ethnic springs being quashed all around them. Most were too busy with their Summer Reading to notice that their beaches were now the battlefield for the hearts & mind
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1"Easy on the pepperoni, you swine meister", cooed Nixon at Pat Paulsen. Pat was slightly miffed. He had been promised a rigorous game of Hide the Salami. He missed being the piñata
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5girlfriend's cup of chocolate ice cream which she was sharing with her roommate's sister's OB/GYN Kiegle instructor. Shaggy, Scooby, and Scrappy chose that moment to burst through
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3Cantor's terms. What really got everybody's attention was the repeating motif that kept accosting their minds. Each thought they were the only ones being accosted so didn't mention
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3into unsticky filth. Extremely unsticky. Luckily it didn't evolve across the house uniformly but within the span of 2 weeks all the filth in Uncle Johann's house was now unsticky.
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3with no discernible lisp so that lead led to a dead end. Then Manatee got his first break. It was 9AM, Morning Smoke Break. The vast majority of the force did not smoke but they us
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3The battle cry of the Shadow's Heart Brigade. They claimed it was onamanapeia but they still have no idea what "Battery at 15%" could mean. It did seem to frighten their enemies.
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3The mole rats sniffed back derisively and left with the cigar stained quarter the Vice Principal had dropped for them. The Vice Principal, being the principle in her mind, saw this
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5At that moment we all realised why Billy had been insistent, maybe adamant, about the tapioca pudding. It was the perfect neutralizing medium when your saliva is eating away your f
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7The Unexpected Short Ending.
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3"Shut up, Harvey. Make your foot lucky & hoof it out of here as I dance a jig to distract them", said an invisible Jimmy. My name wasn't Harvey but I still did as instructed. Cops