Finished Folds (181—191)
-
5Seeing as I could only afford a needle, thread, and plastic bags (which were free from the grocery store anyway), I took to the road. I didn't know that I would one day become
-
4use the bazooka as a backscratcher. Is that zombie nuts? What if he accidentally pulls the trigger? "Just take it easy, Bob," I said soothingly. However,
-
3humming sewage system dumping its contents into the clear stream leading to the pond. "Remember the days before the sewage system?" Old Lady Burbur reminisced. "It was
-
1pouring the soup for the homeless. "YOU DON'T F@#%ING HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO SERVE SOUP!!!" Sergeant Crass shouted through his megaphone. The troops cowered for minute and
-
4run back over to the grassy side. The road or the grassy side? The road or the grassy side?! But being a chicken with its head cut off, it was so hard to tell if the grass is green
-
1Suddenly, a pterodactyl swoops and threatens to destroy the hive. The bees wait to reach 80.192836419421291 degrees and get their POWER UP, ready to give their lives for the
-
3ccosted by the media for not being the first to drive a mouse so fast. Steve Jobs really wanted to be the first to drive a mouse so fast that it would get sent back in time
-
3to these people, who were just plain dumb? It was obvious that you use Fermat's Theorem to explain it all. Professor X understood that some people were simply not as smart as him b
-
5about 15 feet high. "Why would they need such a high fence for compost?" I wondered. The stench was terrible. "And why would they need a bouncy castle?" There w
-
6nd so their bums are always warm and prepped for stinging. The optimal temperature is actually 80.192836419421291 degrees, and should a bee reach that temperature, the consequence
-
5re I ask that you refrain from further postings on my thread. Frankly, the lack of capital letters and apostrophes is seriously dampening my libido and