Finished Folds (161—180)
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2because there were no more wheelchairs left. That's what you get with our broken healthcare system. Anyway, the bad men also had skateboards, but they didn't know how to use them
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3I bought it from Digz Dezines. They recommend you name each of your underwears, just like how you're supposed to name your sword in Game of Thrones. My underwear, Scuzzy wuzzy,
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1Billilily stopped the truck, without even bothering to pull over. He stomped right over the the jay-walker. "Wha you bey doin, jay-walkin down dis here streyt?" I spoke up to defen
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1assault, robbery, and possession of illegal drugs. She ran to the Rockies, where the drug-laced porridge had been legalized. She sold it for a house, not too big, not too small.
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2atch but that would be difficult, since my right hand literally had a mind of its own and I couldn't even see where my left hand was. Out of nowhere, my right hand smacked me in th
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2in the universe won't cry upon songs of the ladybird rising." Samarkand not only gave me implants, but He was also a prophet. Some people didn't think his prophecies made sense, bu
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4in disdain. Ed continued by explaining that Belieber is like secretly wishing you were American when you're actually Canadian. By Canadian law, these acts are punishable by death.
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3to average the caloric intake of every person in the address book and replace each poor diet choice with a food involving kale or quinoa. He saved the world, one slob at a time
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4The officer did not want to tell Lil J about his regular exploits with eyeliner. The point was, the license plate was "KISSASS," the nickname for a known felon who
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3The sock drawer didn't just contain lubricant; it contained a black onsie. "Odd," thought Big Bob's mom. But that wasn't what gave her the white hair. It was the ninja stars. What
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3I prefer internal induction of vomiting, so I simply thought of something really gross, like maggot cheese, and spewed my insides on the canvas. What a glorious masterpiece.
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2by any being. One day, the Scrubassin was doing his weekly sleuthing among the onyx throne toilets when he heard the toilet burble. This was a problem. He reached for his earpiece
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5he asked. "How dare you suggest All-U-Can-Eat for Her Ladyness. You know how gassy she can get. Get her the pickled legs. TOAD legs. Don't you know she's allergic to frog?!"
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4I didn't realize that it was treacherous to interrupt the King and Queen in the midst of a dance. Literally, treacherous. "TRAITOR!" screamed a guard. The armed men surged around
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2to the mix, and I realized that I was actually transported to the setting of my book! I grabbed the cat by the scruff of its neck and used the umbrella and gale of wind to fly over
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1burger, but it simply wasn't enough to quell the fumes. "Go forward with the plan," the Crown Prince told the servant. They left & locked the door. How easy it was to murder k
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4I walked past the Shimbleton's Home every day after work. I finally felt so bad for the kids there that I decided to donate my used underwear. I wouldn't usually do that, but
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6And indeed, my heart skipped a beat. It turned out that the Martian didn't just know just the one German phrase. "Ich liebe dich," the Martian said. I gasped in horror. It's fluent
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2android was definitely the one for me. Blade Runner's best bot has got nothin' on this lady mudwrestlin' mancrushin' champ. Hot damn! I decided
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5huge spread of the Tsar covered the newspaper. This being the first photograph taken for public consumption, I was quite surprised that he didn't bother to comb his mullet. "What a