Finished Folds (161—180)
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3I bought it from Digz Dezines. They recommend you name each of your underwears, just like how you're supposed to name your sword in Game of Thrones. My underwear, Scuzzy wuzzy,
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1Billilily stopped the truck, without even bothering to pull over. He stomped right over the the jay-walker. "Wha you bey doin, jay-walkin down dis here streyt?" I spoke up to defen
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1assault, robbery, and possession of illegal drugs. She ran to the Rockies, where the drug-laced porridge had been legalized. She sold it for a house, not too big, not too small.
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2atch but that would be difficult, since my right hand literally had a mind of its own and I couldn't even see where my left hand was. Out of nowhere, my right hand smacked me in th
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2in the universe won't cry upon songs of the ladybird rising." Samarkand not only gave me implants, but He was also a prophet. Some people didn't think his prophecies made sense, bu
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4in disdain. Ed continued by explaining that Belieber is like secretly wishing you were American when you're actually Canadian. By Canadian law, these acts are punishable by death.
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3to average the caloric intake of every person in the address book and replace each poor diet choice with a food involving kale or quinoa. He saved the world, one slob at a time
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4The officer did not want to tell Lil J about his regular exploits with eyeliner. The point was, the license plate was "KISSASS," the nickname for a known felon who
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3The sock drawer didn't just contain lubricant; it contained a black onsie. "Odd," thought Big Bob's mom. But that wasn't what gave her the white hair. It was the ninja stars. What
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3I prefer internal induction of vomiting, so I simply thought of something really gross, like maggot cheese, and spewed my insides on the canvas. What a glorious masterpiece.
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2by any being. One day, the Scrubassin was doing his weekly sleuthing among the onyx throne toilets when he heard the toilet burble. This was a problem. He reached for his earpiece
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5he asked. "How dare you suggest All-U-Can-Eat for Her Ladyness. You know how gassy she can get. Get her the pickled legs. TOAD legs. Don't you know she's allergic to frog?!"
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4I didn't realize that it was treacherous to interrupt the King and Queen in the midst of a dance. Literally, treacherous. "TRAITOR!" screamed a guard. The armed men surged around
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2to the mix, and I realized that I was actually transported to the setting of my book! I grabbed the cat by the scruff of its neck and used the umbrella and gale of wind to fly over
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1burger, but it simply wasn't enough to quell the fumes. "Go forward with the plan," the Crown Prince told the servant. They left & locked the door. How easy it was to murder k
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4I walked past the Shimbleton's Home every day after work. I finally felt so bad for the kids there that I decided to donate my used underwear. I wouldn't usually do that, but
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6And indeed, my heart skipped a beat. It turned out that the Martian didn't just know just the one German phrase. "Ich liebe dich," the Martian said. I gasped in horror. It's fluent
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2android was definitely the one for me. Blade Runner's best bot has got nothin' on this lady mudwrestlin' mancrushin' champ. Hot damn! I decided
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5huge spread of the Tsar covered the newspaper. This being the first photograph taken for public consumption, I was quite surprised that he didn't bother to comb his mullet. "What a
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5Seeing as I could only afford a needle, thread, and plastic bags (which were free from the grocery store anyway), I took to the road. I didn't know that I would one day become