Finished Folds (141—160)
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0the name of love. Miss Flufferknuckles, a young Scottish terrier, was now soaked to the bone. Her mouth gaped open in surprise as her white fur dripped yellow pee.
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3d her lips. A kiss from Dorcula could turn lil Red into a she-Wolf, which would allow her to Git It On with Mr. Wolf. This was a perverse dream cuz Mr. Wolf was in love with Granny
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7The lobotomist was one of those people who perform better if they just wing it. So after much waffling, he decided to detach the part of her brain that controls facial expressions
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5to make sure every had as little self esteem as possible. The mind police never check empty parking lots for narcissists, since there were no reflective surfaces. "Sticks and stone
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3The waiter quaked in fear. "Okay, will duct tape be preferable?" he suggested timidly. "That will do," I permitted, as I continued holding Brittany Spears hostage. I sniffed her
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0as to be able to expend so little energy meditating that we would not have to get up to eat or take a dump.I only lasted 25 hours before I knew my 24 hour eyeliner had to be ruined
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0to counteract all the vigorous voguing being done. In fact, one shipwide game was to chug a beer & twerk to the stern as quickly as possible. You can probably tell the problems
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5"You keep saying you hate Twilight, so why do you have a Team Jacob tattoo sleeve?" she accused. (She was unequivocally Team Ed). I was insulted. My werewolf ink was a symbol of
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10We decided to hide the explosives in our hair. Ronna has an 80s style perm and Dick has a rainbow mohawk, so it won't be conspicuous at all. My job was to disable the cameras.
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3by space and millennia. First upon a time, there lived a Human Princess. Second upon a time there lived an Alien Pope. Their lives were inevitably intertwined
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6I suggest we take up this issue like men, and submit to a duel. My spider against yours. What do you say?
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2I had given the patient norepinephrine instead of a sedative. The nurse&doctor watched as he bolted upright&gripped my neck, with the scalpel still in his chest. Underground clinic
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4delegated her Little Monsters to count the frankenplant pollen. "Bring me exactly 121 frankenpollen. This will surely cure my Bad Romance," Lady Gaha demanded. She ra ra'd
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2Jacob told the reporters that it was an accident, that the wall was unstable, and so was Humpty's psychogical state. But Detective Rough found it was the microwave that blew him up
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3"An eggsplanation should not be necessary. I've had un-oeuf of this. Go scramble yourself!" Eggbert was shellshocked.
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6ly, a piece of steak ran onto the lawn the dogs, Fluffle and Kurly were protecting. No wait. That was a mirage. The tofurkey they had for lunch was making Fluffle hallucinate. Man,
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4allergies. It was always sad when everyone runs away from you, sneezing. The next night she dreamed she was hypoallergenic.
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3would have kicked their asses if the Beta testers had been around when Grandpa learned that the last VHS machine on Earth was broken. Little did he know about the nuclear
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4"Behold the Batman, bow before Batman, believe in Batman!" chanted everyone in the dank cave. Guru and Perrin's goth daughter held hands as they prepared for the ceremony to
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2because there were no more wheelchairs left. That's what you get with our broken healthcare system. Anyway, the bad men also had skateboards, but they didn't know how to use them