Finished Folds (1—7)
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10Deutsche Marks. What the entrants failed to realize is that the Mark is a defunct currency and not even accepted as an exchangeable currency. They all got gypped. The end.
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3Suddenly I heard a high pitched yelp. A ragdoll was falling from the grid above... No, wait; It was a man. He hit the stage floor with a loud thud. He... was dead.
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2pay the owners to hide in the basements. Luckily there was enough food in the basements to last 6 months, until the demons got bored with Earth and flew into the sun and died.
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5"What's gonna happen to bowling-ball-face?" John asked. "I don't know," the other John replied. "But everyone's wondering when he's gonna die." It turns out he died the next day.
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3"Nope. It's your death." Suddenly the photographer was looking at images foreshadowing her own death: a train striking her. The image was gruesome; she saw
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3Mars Bar. He took a bite and immediately threw up. It turns out the Mars Bar was actually a turd wrapped in foil. He never ate chocolate again.
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4But it was the answer for the Donner party, some of whom lived to see Sutter's fort, though not without being permanently scarred for life.